Skiles Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 When a person is venting to me, I say, "Well, hey, at least you aren't currently engulfed in flames." Unfortunately it won't work if someone ever comes to me and they actually are engulfed in flames at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 "At least she's not in pain anymore. But I'll bet that car accident hurt like a mother fucker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 13, 2020 Share Posted October 13, 2020 1 hour ago, Skiles said: When a person is venting to me, I say, "Well, hey, at least you aren't currently engulfed in flames." Unfortunately it won't work if someone ever comes to me and they actually are engulfed in flames at the time. I may start trying this I usually just word Diarrhea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 4 hours ago, Skiles said: When a person is venting to me, I say, "Well, hey, at least you aren't currently engulfed in flames." Unfortunately it won't work if someone ever comes to me and they actually are engulfed in flames at the time. I just tell people that it's better than a poke in the eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 Well, they can't catch you if you're on fire, so there's that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted October 14, 2020 Share Posted October 14, 2020 You never say that to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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