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Presents and Partnerships


jezebelthenun

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So, I'm trying to buy Taco some birthday presents, but we use one account for a lot of things, like Barnes & Noble or Gamestop, and JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I feel like a god damned operative.  I had to sneak into our room and take his phone while he was sleeping to access his email to change the password because I didn't know which one it was, so now I'm stalking his notifications because he's getting email receipts and I'm waiting for a curb-side pickup email on his phone.  Deleting them as they come in after forwarding them to myself.  Worried he'll notice his phone is missing or wake up before the email comes in.

How do people who cheat on their spouse do sneaky shit all the time.  I'm doing something FOR him and my anxiety is through the roof.  

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You could have just gone to Kroger and bought a Visa gift card to order his gift.

You'd have gotten 4X fuel points with the digital coupon to boot.

No skullduggery needed, but I do appreciate you affording me the chance to use "skullduggery" in a conversation.

 

 

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