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58 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

I don't know anything about the triple homicide that happened down on 12th street officer.

Who can confirm you were reading your bible at the time of the murder?! 

25 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

Just because the gun that was found at the crime scene was registered to me and had my fingerprints on it doesn't mean anything.

I was on my way to the senior center to assist with the elderly.

Impossible!

The elderly are quarantined!

Posted
2 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Who can confirm you were reading your bible at the time of the murder?! 

Impossible!

The elderly are quarantined!

The smart and attractive black man that bones my wife for me whenever it's too much of a hassle.

That is what we call a quarantine breach.

Posted
40 minutes ago, Distinct Lunatic said:

The smart and attractive black man that bones my wife for me whenever it's too much of a hassle.

That is what we call a quarantine breach.

I dont like religion in my sex but kinky 

XD

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Then explain to the people how we shouldn't take everything in The Bible at its exact value because it doesn't ONCE mention manatees!

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59 minutes ago, Seight said:

Then explain to the people how we shouldn't take everything in The Bible at its exact value because it doesn't ONCE mention manatees!

how can manatees be real when The Bible says nothing about Dinosaurs, Aliens, and not even one Breaking Bad reference.

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