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i cleaned up some random kids puke today

 

super awesome

 

i was alerted by the sound of gurgling stomach acid splattering and a mother shouting "get your ass up! better stop that shit" at her small child doubled over clutching her stomach

 

 

 

 

 

good news is

 

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Last time I had to clean up puke, I dumped watered down Simple Green on it and sucked it up with my boss's Shop Vac.

 

He never used the Shop Vac inside after that :D

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That kid's mom sounds like a bitch.

 

i did sort of just want to punch her in the teeth.

 

the girl was pale and seemed disoriented af... maybe 5 or 6 years old.

 

the mom then proceeded to make the kid follow her around the store while she tried on shoes and clothes n shit for around 45 minutes.

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i did sort of just want to punch her in the teeth.

 

the girl was pale and seemed disoriented af... maybe 5 or 6 years old.

 

the mom then proceeded to make the kid follow her around the store while she tried on shoes and clothes n shit for around 45 minutes.

 

Bitch wasn't a strong enough word.

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Ill remember this as someone is screaming at me that they need us to pay them or their lights are getting cut off. Ill think to myself "at least i dont have to clean up puke".  :D

 

you think having to clean up a sick childs puke once is worse than not being able to pay your bills on time?

 

you are a very odd woman fuggs

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you think having to clean up a sick childs puke once is worse than not being able to pay your bills on time?

 

you are a very odd woman fuggs

 

Im talking about customers who scream at me that they need to get paid or their utilities will get cut off.

 

I manage to keep my stuff going even if i may have just $20 till my next payday.

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Im talking about customers who scream at me that they need to get paid or their utilities will get cut off.

 

I manage to keep my stuff going even if i may have just $20 till my next payday.

 

Huh, I can see that in your post now. Either your phrasing or punctuation made that a strange read.

 

What is it that you do exactly, which has people wanting you to pay them, so they may in turn pay their own bills?? O.o

 

 

You got a gov't job or somethin?

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Huh, I can see that in your post now. Either your phrasing or punctuation made that a strange read.

 

What is it that you do exactly, which has people wanting you to pay them, so they may in turn pay their own bills?? O.o

 

 

You got a gov't job or somethin?

 

Supplemental insurance.

 

Like you break a leg in an accident we pay you a couple thousand. Of course you get people who abuse the system. Burn their hand on the stove then go to the doctor so we pay them $100.

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one time when i worked as a part time custodian at my high school i had to clean up this huge puddle of puke ....i open the door to step into the hall and i slipped and fell in it. someone threw up right on the other side of the door ...and it was a huge puddle.... true story.

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one time when i worked as a part time custodian at my high school i had to clean up this huge puddle of puke ....i open the door to step into the hall and i slipped and fell in it. someone threw up right on the other side of the door ...and it was a huge puddle.... true story.

 

::D::

 

Were you able to at least change out of the puke?

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