Mix Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 Where they joke about being running mates while running on treadmills.... And in a sane world that joke would be funny because it could never happen....a celebrity tandem in the white house....but no Dwayne The President The Rock Johnson is a completely realistic future path we could be on right now....that's what's funny I can't remember who said this but I remember hearing, "we tried a black president, we tried a rich president, and now I think we should try a strong president.....someone with the raw physical power needed to beat other world leaders down" i'm just waiting for the drugs to kick in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mix said: i'm just waiting for the drugs to kick in I'm running for President in 2024 My official platform will be building a giant death laser in space that zaps people that don't use turn signals I'm pretty sure my Mom and Dad will vote for me, so I got that going for me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 When the People's Eyebrow is directed at him Putin will have nothing to say but, "Yes sir Mr. President." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 17, 2020 Author Share Posted February 17, 2020 5 minutes ago, molarbear said: I'm running for President in 2024 My official platform will be building a giant death laser in space that zaps people that don't use turn signals I'm pretty sure my Mom and Dad will vote for me, so I got that going for me You gotta time it right....you'll have to deal with Kanye in 2024 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 They already referenced it in the sonic movie. The illuminati likes to leave little clues to their plans in the least likely places. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 17, 2020 Author Share Posted February 17, 2020 2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: When the People's Eyebrow is directed at him Putin will have nothing to say but, "Yes sir Mr. President." lmao, more like, "are you coming onto me, Mr. President" I always thought he got good at that eye brow raise by doing it to girls....I thought that because that's what I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mix said: You gotta time it right....you'll have to deal with Kanye in 2024 I got it all planned out At the debates I'm just going to have a dog sit in for me It's pretty much flawless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted February 17, 2020 Share Posted February 17, 2020 13 minutes ago, molarbear said: I got it all planned out At the debates I'm just going to have a dog sit in for me It's pretty much flawless Make sure it's this dog....And play the Gozer music from Ghostbusters 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted February 18, 2020 Author Share Posted February 18, 2020 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: They already referenced it in the sonic movie. The illuminati likes to leave little clues to their plans in the least likely places. Pick me illuminati! Pick me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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