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I'm late, but I saw the superbowl ad with the Rock and Oprah


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Where they joke about being running mates while running on treadmills....

And in a sane world that joke would be funny because it could never happen....a celebrity tandem in the white house....but no

Dwayne The President The Rock Johnson is a completely realistic future path we could be on right now....that's what's funny

I can't remember who said this but I remember hearing, "we tried a black president, we tried a rich president, and now I think we should try a strong president.....someone with the raw physical power needed to beat other world leaders down"

xD

:| i'm just waiting for the drugs to kick in

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10 minutes ago, Mix said:

xD

:| i'm just waiting for the drugs to kick in

I'm running for President in 2024

My official platform will be building a giant death laser in space that zaps people that don't use turn signals

I'm pretty sure my Mom and Dad will vote for me, so I got that going for me

 

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5 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I'm running for President in 2024

My official platform will be building a giant death laser in space that zaps people that don't use turn signals

I'm pretty sure my Mom and Dad will vote for me, so I got that going for me

 

You gotta time it right....you'll have to deal with Kanye in 2024

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2 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

When the People's Eyebrow is directed at him Putin will have nothing to say but, "Yes sir Mr. President."

lmao, more like, "are you coming onto me, Mr. President"

 

I always thought he got good at that eye brow raise by doing it to girls....I thought that because that's what I do 9_9

Posted
10 minutes ago, Mix said:

You gotta time it right....you'll have to deal with Kanye in 2024

I got it all planned out

At the debates I'm just going to have a dog sit in for me

It's pretty much flawless

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13 minutes ago, molarbear said:

I got it all planned out

At the debates I'm just going to have a dog sit in for me

It's pretty much flawless

Make sure it's this dog....And play the Gozer music from Ghostbusters

GratefulAmpleIndusriverdolphin-size_rest

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Posted
1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

They already referenced it in the sonic movie. The illuminati likes to leave little clues to their plans in the least likely places.

Pick me illuminati! Pick me!

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