Still Me Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 don’t fucking text me these long ass excuses why you calling in to work...just say “can’t come in tomorrow, I’ll try to find coverage” then shut the fuck up. i miss my last position..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 I died in an unfortunate smelting accident. Can't work today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 13, 2019 Author Share Posted November 13, 2019 3 minutes ago, crackymckrackin said: I died in an unfortunate smelting accident. Can't work today. Got it, hope your funeral is beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crackymckrackin Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Got it, hope your funeral is beautiful It will be glorious. I should be on time tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
//>wagz./ Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 //> hey I'm not coming in I'm sick doctor doesn't want me there you need to call . What employer actually calls the doctor to confirm if they are diagnosed with dead ./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 When I worked at the pizza joint, a girl called in and told my boss she wasn’t going to be in for her Saturday shift because she was sick. He’s like, “.......But it’s Wednesday.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted November 14, 2019 Author Share Posted November 14, 2019 11 hours ago, crackymckrackin said: It will be glorious. I should be on time tomorrow. Bring me a doughnut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 I remember an old tech that used to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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