ITasteLikeSex Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Somehow I ended up on a crowded beach in California. I was talking very loudly about how weird Californians are. Some got mad at me for that. Then I decided since all these people are already mad to yell EAST COAST BEAST COAST and then everyone was ultra mad. They were trying to chase me but I escaped. Then for some reason I was at a Taco Bell playing YuGiOh.
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 I would've posted that weird dream I had here, but I barely saw this thread.
ITasteLikeSex Posted October 24, 2019 Author Posted October 24, 2019 In this afternoons dream I was at a nice hotel. In the lobby was a business woman behind a desk. She was part of some new Silicon Valley startup. I was asked to participate in one of their early trial runs which was literally just banging a hooker. Me: This is just hookers. Hookers have been around forever. Her: No, it’s- Me: If you’re hooking people up and taking a cut that makes you a pimp Her: I am NOT a pimp! Me: Literally a pimp Her: I’m going to backhand you Me: That’s what a pimp would say
ITasteLikeSex Posted October 29, 2019 Author Posted October 29, 2019 One dream was so realistic and boring I woke up shocked to find that I hadn’t actually done my laundry. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 29, 2019 Posted October 29, 2019 Yesterday a really weird part of my dream was that I hadn't pooped in days and I was getting ready to and was worried it was gonna hurt.
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 23, 2019 Author Posted November 23, 2019 In last nights dream a probably non existent ASMB user drove to my and poof’s houses so we could all go to a Magic tournament. His username was Pun5. 1
BlackNoir Posted November 23, 2019 Posted November 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: In last nights dream a probably non existent ASMB user drove to my and poof’s houses so we could all go to a Magic tournament. His username was Pun5. Big Pun5....You don't remember him?
ITasteLikeSex Posted August 29, 2020 Author Posted August 29, 2020 On 11/23/2019 at 7:23 AM, Radical Left said: Big Pun5....You don't remember him? I SERIOUSLY JUST GOT MY OWN SUBCONCIOUS JOKE PUN5 = PUNS FUCK
BlackNoir Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 I was like wtf is this....This isn't anything I replied to recently 2
argylepancakez Posted August 29, 2020 Posted August 29, 2020 On 10/23/2019 at 5:59 PM, ITasteLikeSex said: Somehow I ended up on a crowded beach in California. I was talking very loudly about how weird Californians are. Some got mad at me for that. Then I decided since all these people are already mad to yell EAST COAST BEAST COAST and then everyone was ultra mad. They were trying to chase me but I escaped. Then for some reason I was at a Taco Bell playing YuGiOh. they hated jesus for he told the truth 1
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 1, 2020 Author Posted September 1, 2020 I had a dream I was dead. I had to go to the afterlife where there was like a free trial of heaven. Then I had to go through judgment and they judged that I deserved to become British.
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