ITasteLikeSex Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 Somehow I ended up on a crowded beach in California. I was talking very loudly about how weird Californians are. Some got mad at me for that. Then I decided since all these people are already mad to yell EAST COAST BEAST COAST and then everyone was ultra mad. They were trying to chase me but I escaped. Then for some reason I was at a Taco Bell playing YuGiOh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 23, 2019 Share Posted October 23, 2019 I would've posted that weird dream I had here, but I barely saw this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted October 24, 2019 Author Share Posted October 24, 2019 In this afternoons dream I was at a nice hotel. In the lobby was a business woman behind a desk. She was part of some new Silicon Valley startup. I was asked to participate in one of their early trial runs which was literally just banging a hooker. Me: This is just hookers. Hookers have been around forever. Her: No, it’s- Me: If you’re hooking people up and taking a cut that makes you a pimp Her: I am NOT a pimp! Me: Literally a pimp Her: I’m going to backhand you Me: That’s what a pimp would say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NapalmDeath Machine Posted October 27, 2019 Share Posted October 27, 2019 Dream of Californication. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted October 29, 2019 Author Share Posted October 29, 2019 One dream was so realistic and boring I woke up shocked to find that I hadn’t actually done my laundry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Yesterday a really weird part of my dream was that I hadn't pooped in days and I was getting ready to and was worried it was gonna hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 23, 2019 Author Share Posted November 23, 2019 In last nights dream a probably non existent ASMB user drove to my and poof’s houses so we could all go to a Magic tournament. His username was Pun5. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 51 minutes ago, ITasteLikeSex said: In last nights dream a probably non existent ASMB user drove to my and poof’s houses so we could all go to a Magic tournament. His username was Pun5. Big Pun5....You don't remember him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted August 29, 2020 Author Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 11/23/2019 at 7:23 AM, Radical Left said: Big Pun5....You don't remember him? I SERIOUSLY JUST GOT MY OWN SUBCONCIOUS JOKE PUN5 = PUNS FUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 I was like wtf is this....This isn't anything I replied to recently 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argylepancakez Posted August 29, 2020 Share Posted August 29, 2020 On 10/23/2019 at 5:59 PM, ITasteLikeSex said: Somehow I ended up on a crowded beach in California. I was talking very loudly about how weird Californians are. Some got mad at me for that. Then I decided since all these people are already mad to yell EAST COAST BEAST COAST and then everyone was ultra mad. They were trying to chase me but I escaped. Then for some reason I was at a Taco Bell playing YuGiOh. they hated jesus for he told the truth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted September 1, 2020 Author Share Posted September 1, 2020 I had a dream I was dead. I had to go to the afterlife where there was like a free trial of heaven. Then I had to go through judgment and they judged that I deserved to become British. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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