Cancer Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 (edited) Your name is Kyle. You enjoy Monster energy drinks. You have drank mouthwash to get fucked up. You have worked at Subway. You have Doritos in your snack cabinet. You live with your mom. You watch every UFC fight. You Vape. Edited June 9, 2019 by Cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 Sometimes I vape Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 9, 2019 Author Share Posted June 9, 2019 17 minutes ago, Poof said: Sometimes I vape Sit down, Kyle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 4 hours ago, Cancer said: Your name is Kyle. No it isn't You enjoy Monster energy drinks. No I don't You have drank mouthwash to get fucked up. I tired it once but I just threw up You have worked at Subway. I've eaten at Subway You have Doritos in your snack cabinet. Cool Ranch, baby You live with your mom. Only until I was 24 You watch every UFC fight. Not recently but I enjoy the sport You Vape. Never vaped because I smoked like a real man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Cancer said: Yes I have, and for your other claims Your name is Kyle. Nah, but I do know a drywall punching kyle You enjoy Monster energy drinks. The smell turns my stomach You have drank mouthwash to get fucked up. Don't judge me You have worked at Subway. I mean....I was skimming off the top....Bought some of the gaudiest jewelry with it. You have Doritos in your snack cabinet. I have kids....I don't think I've actually eaten them in about 7 years You live with your mom. Not today, Karen You watch every UFC fight. I had dreams You Vape. Fuck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Cancer said: It was a brick wall and i had just crushed every bone in my left foot Your name is Kyle. nope You enjoy Monster energy drinks. nope You have drank mouthwash to get fucked up. nope You have worked at Subway. nope You have Doritos in your snack cabinet. nope You live with your mom. nope You watch every UFC fight. nope You Vape. nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted June 9, 2019 Share Posted June 9, 2019 You can punch a drywall out of anger, but you can't punch anger out of a drywall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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