I'm a bear

[TrigunBebop]

Meow.

[Poof]

I'm an alligator

ribbit ribbit

[TrigunBebop]

Just now, Poof said:

I'm an alligator

ribbit ribbit

I'm a dinosaur

Moo

[StarPanda]

I'm a dog 

Quack quack 

[That_One_Guy]

put your mouth on my meat

[molarbear]

I'd like to identify as a Dog, just super happy no matter what and not sure why you're mad that I thought a pillow was some threat to anyone but I destroyed it anyway