Zenigundam Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 It starts out with this great-looking guy, he kinda looks a lot like me, and he's snuggled up in bed with his right arm over the most beautiful blonde you can imagine. In the middle of the night, while he's sound asleep, she slowly sneaks out of bed as his arm falls softly onto the spot on the bed where she had been. She tiptoes downstairs, through the kitchen, and to the front door where a beamer is waiting for her thirty feet away with its lights turned off. She opens the door, and frightfully stumbles backward, "Z-Z-Zanny!" The great looking guy is standing in the doorway, soaked from the rain, his dark figure hulking over everything. "You thought this charade could go on forver didn't ya?" The blonde girl stammers, "I-I was just g-going for... a walk." "I don't what you take me for, but this ends tonight." (Zanny walks up to the beamer, pulls the driver out through the open driver side window and throws him through the sliding glass door into the kitchen. The hot blonde screams) "Babe, don't get the competition killed". (Zanny flips down his shades, takes the frat boy's beamer, and drives off alone into the night) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 no you didnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Have the mc not look like your or be you and we have a movie deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 tl;dr -1 *leaves thread* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 Do you know what "idea" means? Cuz none of that was one -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 tldr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted February 8, 2017 Share Posted February 8, 2017 You should have kept this to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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