That_One_Guy Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Backstory: This 70 year old dude started doing stand up. He bombed at a different spot the day before and cursed out the audience and the host. This conversation happened at the second open mic he tried. 70 year old: Is this where you sign up for the open mic? Host: Yeah 70: Good, I'm trying to get as funny as Rodney Dangerfield. Host: You'll be dead before that happens. *Awkward silence* 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 The host gave him no respect, no respect at all... 1 3
That_One_Guy Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: The host gave him no respect, no respect at all... That was pretty fucking good 1
Still Me Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Backstory: This 70 year old dude started doing stand up. He bombed at a different spot the day before and cursed out the audience and the host. This conversation happened at the second open mic he tried. 70 year old: Is this where you sign up for the open mic? Host: Yeah 70: Good, I'm trying to get as funny as Rodney Dangerfield. Host: You'll be dead before that happens. *Awkward silence* Fuck...Rodney dangerfield had to die to be funny 1
fuggstop Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 6 minutes ago, Still Me said: Fuck...Rodney dangerfield had to die to be funny I never found him funny
That_One_Guy Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, Still Me said: Fuck...Rodney dangerfield had to die to be funny Damn yall are really good
That_One_Guy Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, fuggstop said: I never found him funny He's ok to me. I'm more into Eddie Murphy. He was the first comic to inspire me
Still Me Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, fuggstop said: I never found him funny Go watch rapping Rodney...it’s ironically funny...in like a dad joke that’s gone on too long funny
GunStarHero Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Ask him if he'll be your ghost writer in a couple years.
That_One_Guy Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 35 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Ask him if he'll be your ghost writer in a couple years. I just might. He has a huge ego. He goes on facebook saying he's already a comedy legend. Dude is 70. You can't make this shit up.
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