Mix Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Sri Lankan karate, 'cause Japanese karate is for pussies with straight necks who don't have crippling CTE 1
Professah Tex Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 At what point did his kneck go side ways I'm gonna have to do a recap.. Or was he always a bit tilted.
molarbear Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, Mix said: Sri Lankan karate, 'cause Japanese karate is for pussies with straight necks who don't have crippling CTE that judge with the pink shirt. His Goatee would be a perfect candidate for the subreddit "justfuckmyshitup" 1
Mix Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 15 minutes ago, Professah Tex said: At what point did his kneck go side ways I'm gonna have to do a recap.. Or was he always a bit tilted. yo, I fucked up on that neck joke.....I think my man is special needs....you notice how they let him through to the next round and said nothing but positive things 1
Professah Tex Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 idk that act did seem prettty desperate.
Mix Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 11 minutes ago, molarbear said: that judge with the pink shirt. His Goatee would be a perfect candidate for the subreddit "justfuckmyshitup" That's just how serious my man's pussy eating game is....if you don't know, better ask somebody 1
GunStarHero Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 Glad to see the proud 90s tradition of blaring the theme song to Mortal Kombat during any and all martial arts exhibitions is alive and well.
molarbear Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: That's just how serious my man's pussy eating game is....if you don't know, better ask somebody I'm convinced the Vagina is a self morphing sexual organ and the Clitoris is like a 3 question guessing game You can ask where it is, look at diagrams and such, but, when you're in the trenches it's never where you think it is. I once had a girl tell me to go higher and I was like two inches from her belly button and at that point I wanted to just back and have a Q&A with her
Mix Posted February 26, 2019 Author Posted February 26, 2019 7 hours ago, molarbear said: I'm convinced the Vagina is a self morphing sexual organ and the Clitoris is like a 3 question guessing game You can ask where it is, look at diagrams and such, but, when you're in the trenches it's never where you think it is. I once had a girl tell me to go higher and I was like two inches from her belly button and at that point I wanted to just back and have a Q&A with her my standard mode of operation is to make up for any lapses in technique with overwhelming enthusiasm.....I realized early on that I appreciated the girls who give bad head, but are super into it....it was charming in a way.....so, I figure it probably goes both ways
cyberbully Posted February 26, 2019 Posted February 26, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: my standard mode of operation is to make up for any lapses in technique with overwhelming enthusiasm.....I realized early on that I appreciated the girls who give bad head, but are super into it....it was charming in a way.....so, I figure it probably goes both ways https://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=8495493 1
Vamped Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 .... what..... who told them this was okay?!
Mix Posted February 27, 2019 Author Posted February 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: .... what..... who told them this was okay?! There are more iterations of the "Got Talent"....each funnier and more disastrous than the last
Professah Tex Posted February 27, 2019 Posted February 27, 2019 How did you find this? You frequent Sri Lankan television or someone made an epic fail compilation out of the whole series?
Mix Posted February 27, 2019 Author Posted February 27, 2019 21 minutes ago, Professah Tex said: How did you find this? You frequent Sri Lankan television or someone made an epic fail compilation out of the whole series? I'm a man of the world.................................I saw it on Desus and Mero >.> 1
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