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Some black bitch came up to Starbucks


bnmjy

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She ordered a trenta caramel macchiato with skim milk and extra caramel drizzle. I told her there is no trenta size for hot drinks. She gave me the death stare. She told me she has been losing so much weight, and this was supposed to be her special treat. She accused me of lying and threatened to call corporate on me. She was causing quite a spectacle, holding up the line that was fortunately short. Not wanting to deal with her shit, I offered to make her a venti size drink for free. That instantly shut her up. Instead of skim milk, however, I used heavy cream. I also put triple the normal amount of caramel. She took a sip and exclaimed, "Damn, this shit good!"

Enjoy your 900 calorie drink, bitch.

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