I figured out which movie character I am

[Zenigundam]

I'm like a combo of Rambo in First Blood, the '04 Punisher (Thomas Jane obviously), and Elliot... Ness in The Untouchables.

Hot (legal age) girls always wanna know what I'm like because of my dark, mysterious, alpha male nature, and I could never quite put my finger on it... until now. 🤔

[Mini_ghost420]

that's really fuckin' stupid Zeni even for you  

[stilgar]

5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

You are right zeni, you are Chet.

[mthor]

You're actually kind of like Rowsdower in The Final Sacrifice (MST3K version), except that at the end, it looks like he might quit drinking. And he winds up with a teenage boy.

[Zenigundam]

mthor, cut that out. I don't even drink tbh, unless we're talking about Tropicana orange juice. I'm trying to live forever, not get bloated. 🐰

Edited February 6, 2019 by Zenigundam

[mthor]

47 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

mthor, cut that out. I don't even drink tbh, unless we're talking about Tropicana orange juice. I'm trying to live forever, not get bloated. 🐰

But you have no problem with the teenage boy?

[Zenigundam]

Just now, mthor said:

But you have no problem with the teenage boy?

I hate teenage boys. I'm always in competition with them for the same (legal age) women and then people shoot me awkward looks as if I'm the one in the wrong. 

[GunStarHero]

Oh Zeni, you're gonna make some barn house Bubba so happy one day. 

[Zenigundam]

45 minutes ago, GunStarHero said:

Oh Zeni, you're gonna make some barn house Bubba so happy one day. 

I'm gonna make a legal age beauty happy, and she'll be 17 and I'll be 35, and it'll end up like Rapunzel, happily ever after with countless offspring 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦