Zenigundam Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 I'm like a combo of Rambo in First Blood, the '04 Punisher (Thomas Jane obviously), and Elliot... NessĀ in The Untouchables. Hot (legal age) girls always wanna know what I'm like because of my dark, mysterious, alpha male nature, and I couldĀ never quite put my finger on it... until now. š¤ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 that's really fuckin' stupid Zeni even for you Ā 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 5 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: You are right zeni, you are Chet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 You're actually kind of like Rowsdower in The Final Sacrifice (MST3K version), except that at the end, it looks like he might quit drinking. And he winds up with a teenage boy. 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) mthor, cut that out. I don't even drink tbh,Ā unless we're talking about Tropicana orange juice. I'm trying to live forever, not get bloated. š° Edited February 6, 2019 by Zenigundam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 47 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: mthor, cut that out. I don't even drink tbh,Ā unless we're talking about Tropicana orange juice. I'm trying to live forever, not get bloated. š° But you have no problem with the teenage boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 Just now, mthor said: But you have no problem with the teenage boy? I hate teenage boys. I'm always in competition with them for the same (legal age) women and then people shoot me awkward looks as ifĀ I'mĀ the one in the wrong.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Oh Zeni, you're gonna make some barn house Bubba so happy one day.Ā Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted February 6, 2019 Author Share Posted February 6, 2019 45 minutes ago, GunStarHero said: Oh Zeni, you're gonna make some barn house Bubba so happy one day.Ā I'm gonna make a legal age beauty happy, and she'll be 17 and I'll be 35, and it'll end up like Rapunzel, happily ever after with countless offspring šØāš©āš¦āš¦ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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