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If you kiss a girl you don't know in public, you have to be smooth about it


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She'll get in on the action too if you're smooth. If you're nerdy and awkward, she'll get scared because that's what movies and television have taught her, and her friends have reinforced those reactions.

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She'll get in on the action too if you're smooth. If you're nerdy and awkward, she'll get scared because that's what movies and television have taught her, and her friends have reinforced those reactions.

 

really?  and you try to hard

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If you kiss a girl whom you don't know in public, you run the risk of losing your capacity to reproduce.

 

Free birth control.  ;)

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One can only hope. However, if he's not, it can be arranged.

 

You might be too late, just think of one of his jobs may have been at the spermbank. We might have little Zeni's everywhere already.

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You're going to put your hands down there?

 

Actually, I was thinking about using my knee...but for duty and humanity, I supposed that I could employ a certain set of skills, and perhaps a rubber band (hey, it works for goats).

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You might be too late, just think of one of his jobs may have been at the spermbank. We might have little Zeni's everywhere already.

 

I'm pretty sure those places have strict requirements specifically to prevent that sort of thing.

 

Or at least, I hope to god that they do.

 

Jesus christ.

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