my duck is sick

[nameraka]

i can't tell what's wrong with him.

he's not moving and he smells delicious.

should i take him to the vet?

[Guest Knife_Hands]

Looks like a case of the ovenitis.  Only jesus can cure him now.

[Greeny]

You'd better let me have a tas...I mean a look at him.

[nameraka]

14 minutes ago, Knife_Hands said:

Looks like a case of the ovenitis.  Only jesus can cure him now.

is he like a puerto rican witch doctor or something?

[nameraka]

7 minutes ago, Greeny said:

You'd better let me have a tas...I mean a look at him.

it's serious, isn't it?

[PhilosipherStoned]

God dammit that poor duck.. I don't know why a cooked duck makes me sad..

but I can do dark jokes about the beef industry..

 sads..

I like ducks 

much cute. 

[nameraka]

3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

God dammit that poor duck.. I don't know why a cooked duck makes me sad..

but I can do dark jokes about the beef industry..

 sads..

I like ducks 

much cute. 

they are. 

they are also quite delicious. i feel bad about eating them, but not bad enough to stop. 

[Guest Knife_Hands]

5 minutes ago, nameraka said:

is he like a puerto rican witch doctor or something?

He's my son and works with down syndrome kids.

[PhilosipherStoned]

I think it;s just because I've never eaten duck that I can remember.. historically even my family raised chickens so..

I think my mom told me a story about her brothers or father can;t remember..

but they cooked her pet duck that the mother hens hatched for her from an egg.

It's stories like that remind me why I don;t fuck with mom. 

Her hatred is pure. 

[bnmjy]

Well, you can go sick a duck for all I care.

[NaBarney]

There's a word for the relationship between similar phrases like sick duck / dick suck but I can't remember what it is. 

[Gyaos]

I was expecting the thread title to be a play on dyslexia or some shit.

[jackiemarie90]

The honorable thing would be to eat it.