nameraka Posted December 27, 2018 Posted December 27, 2018 i can't tell what's wrong with him. he's not moving and he smells delicious. should i take him to the vet?
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 27, 2018 Posted December 27, 2018 Looks like a case of the ovenitis. Only jesus can cure him now.
Greeny Posted December 27, 2018 Posted December 27, 2018 You'd better let me have a tas...I mean a look at him. 1
nameraka Posted December 27, 2018 Author Posted December 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Knife_Hands said: Looks like a case of the ovenitis. Only jesus can cure him now. is he like a puerto rican witch doctor or something?
nameraka Posted December 27, 2018 Author Posted December 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Greeny said: You'd better let me have a tas...I mean a look at him. it's serious, isn't it?
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 God dammit that poor duck.. I don't know why a cooked duck makes me sad.. but I can do dark jokes about the beef industry.. sads.. I like ducks much cute.
nameraka Posted December 28, 2018 Author Posted December 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: God dammit that poor duck.. I don't know why a cooked duck makes me sad.. but I can do dark jokes about the beef industry.. sads.. I like ducks much cute. they are. they are also quite delicious. i feel bad about eating them, but not bad enough to stop.
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, nameraka said: is he like a puerto rican witch doctor or something? He's my son and works with down syndrome kids.
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 I think it;s just because I've never eaten duck that I can remember.. historically even my family raised chickens so.. I think my mom told me a story about her brothers or father can;t remember.. but they cooked her pet duck that the mother hens hatched for her from an egg. It's stories like that remind me why I don;t fuck with mom. Her hatred is pure.
bnmjy Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 Well, you can go sick a duck for all I care. 1
NaBarney Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 There's a word for the relationship between similar phrases like sick duck / dick suck but I can't remember what it is.
Gyaos Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 I was expecting the thread title to be a play on dyslexia or some shit.
jackiemarie90 Posted December 28, 2018 Posted December 28, 2018 The honorable thing would be to eat it.
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