nameraka Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 i can't tell what's wrong with him. he's not moving and he smells delicious. should i take him to the vet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 Looks like a case of the ovenitis. Only jesus can cure him now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted December 27, 2018 Share Posted December 27, 2018 You'd better let me have a tas...I mean a look at him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share Posted December 27, 2018 14 minutes ago, Knife_Hands said: Looks like a case of the ovenitis. Only jesus can cure him now. is he like a puerto rican witch doctor or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 27, 2018 Author Share Posted December 27, 2018 7 minutes ago, Greeny said: You'd better let me have a tas...I mean a look at him. it's serious, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 God dammit that poor duck.. I don't know why a cooked duck makes me sad.. but I can do dark jokes about the beef industry.. sads.. I like ducks much cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted December 28, 2018 Author Share Posted December 28, 2018 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: God dammit that poor duck.. I don't know why a cooked duck makes me sad.. but I can do dark jokes about the beef industry.. sads.. I like ducks much cute. they are. they are also quite delicious. i feel bad about eating them, but not bad enough to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Knife_Hands Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 5 minutes ago, nameraka said: is he like a puerto rican witch doctor or something? He's my son and works with down syndrome kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 I think it;s just because I've never eaten duck that I can remember.. historically even my family raised chickens so.. I think my mom told me a story about her brothers or father can;t remember.. but they cooked her pet duck that the mother hens hatched for her from an egg. It's stories like that remind me why I don;t fuck with mom. Her hatred is pure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 Well, you can go sick a duck for all I care. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 There's a word for the relationship between similar phrases like sick duck / dick suck but I can't remember what it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyaos Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 I was expecting the thread title to be a play on dyslexia or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackiemarie90 Posted December 28, 2018 Share Posted December 28, 2018 The honorable thing would be to eat it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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