Sawdamizer Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 For Christmas... What.the.fuck. I have to head down to Amish country today to find some way to have them make me these doors by Monday. I read their religion day is on Tuesdays and well, that's that Jews birthday too... IDK... What.the.fuck. She wants to make them in to a head board thing she saw on some dumb home makeover show. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. 4
BlackNoir Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 Build a whole barn and put her ass outside. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 Me and my boys John and Jimbo will have a whole barn raised for you within a day. Please provide booze for the barnraising hoedown.
wacky1980 Posted December 22, 2018 Posted December 22, 2018 shit, you shoulda said something. we got barn doors, sliding barn doors, hayloft doors, swinging gate-style doors that only go halfway up so the horses can poke their heads out, louvred bin doors for letting the corn dry, trap doors to drop hay bales down into the dairy from the hayloft. steel, hardwood, laminate, you name it. might want to give 'em a quick pressure wash to knock the bullshit off first. but after that. AFTER THAT! you got yourself some nice deecor right there. 1
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