Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 At 6:15 this morning I woke up to this constant soradic beeping.... likr I was ready to throw something. Then I realized it was my computer touch screen. THERE WAS A FUCKING BUG ON IT.
molarbear Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Did you hook the bug up with some porn? Clearly that's what he was trying to do
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 I swatted it off the screen so hard I heard it bounce twice and that was it
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 WTF? how big was the damn thing? Regular stink bug
molarbear Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I dunno if you guys got nuclear plants there or what, but, stinkbugs here aren't monstrous things that you can slap and have it bounce twice. Newtons laws and all, plus.... enjoy that stank
mochi Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I dunno if you guys got nuclear plants there or what, but, stinkbugs here aren't monstrous things that you can slap and have it bounce twice. Newtons laws and all, plus.... enjoy that stank I think Stinkbugs just smell like Black pepper
viperxmns Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 Sounds preferable to when a mosquito harrasses you in bed
Admin Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 It actually closed my UE tab a bug that must die!
Codename: Jackass Posted January 30, 2017 Posted January 30, 2017 I remember the spider crawling on my leg that woke me up. A truly harrowing experience by my standards.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 I dunno if you guys got nuclear plants there or what, but, stinkbugs here aren't monstrous things that you can slap and have it bounce twice. Newtons laws and all, plus.... enjoy that stank This one did, and it was regular size... and no stank because it didn't smash apparently
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 Sounds preferable to when a mosquito harrasses you in bed The beeping isn't even that loud but DAMN it got annoying fast.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted January 30, 2017 Author Posted January 30, 2017 aww it's just a bug. a bug that must die! Now you're gettin' it
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