Zenigundam Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 I'm gunning for the cougars!! I wanna see if we have anything in common. I wanna see if I can open up a new world for them. They're living in the days of the telegraph and denim overalls and shit. Every cougar deserves a second... urmmm fortieth chance. 👨💻👨👩👧👦💪
Zenigundam Posted October 21, 2018 Author Posted October 21, 2018 I love it when I'm talking to a sexy 19 year old biddy and I see one of them nearby on the sidewalk and I can see the homicidal flames of rage in her eyes because she knows that I'm choosing a Nintendo Switch over a Sega Saturn, and there's nothing she can even do about it. 😌 #FightForZeni
bnmjy Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 Talking to yourself? Time for a different kind of commitment . . . 1 2
mthor Posted October 21, 2018 Posted October 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I love it when I'm talking to a sexy 19 year old biddy and I see one of them nearby on the sidewalk and I can see the homicidal flames of rage in her eyes because she knows that I'm choosing a Nintendo Switch over a Sega Saturn, and there's nothing she can even do about it. 😌 #FightForZeni It's not rage. It's relief.
Zenigundam Posted October 22, 2018 Author Posted October 22, 2018 3 hours ago, mthor said: It's not rage. It's relief. Nah, those are classic symptoms of toxic jealousy syndrome. A woman scorned... 👨💻
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 22, 2018 Posted October 22, 2018 Who. What. Where. When. How. Whhhy. 1
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 22, 2018 Posted October 22, 2018 17 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Nah, those are classic symptoms of toxic jealousy syndrome. A woman scorned... 👨💻 Lol, you cannot touch any women let alone scorn them. 1
Still Me Posted October 22, 2018 Posted October 22, 2018 I hope you get radioactive crabs that no shampoo can kill...and instead of giving you superpowers.....they just give you cancer 1
mthor Posted October 22, 2018 Posted October 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Nah, those are classic symptoms of toxic jealousy syndrome. A woman scorned... 👨💻 No, zeni, it's just that you never seen true relief. When you are 60-ish, and your prostate has a strangle hold on your urethra, take a look at your face in a mirror after the nurse jams a catheter into your bladder and drains off a liter of urine. You will see a striking resemblance to the look on the faces of those cougars.
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