Zenigundam Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 I'm gunning for the cougars!! I wanna see if we have anything in common. I wanna see if I can open up a new world for them. They're living in the days of the telegraph and denim overalls and shit. Every cougar deserves a second... urmmm fortieth chance. 👨💻👨👩👧👦💪 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 The OkCupid Spit Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 I love it when I'm talking to a sexy 19 year old biddy and I see one of them nearby on the sidewalk and I can see the homicidal flames of rage in her eyes because she knows that I'm choosing a Nintendo Switch over a Sega Saturn, and there's nothing she can even do about it. 😌 #FightForZeni Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 21, 2018 Author Share Posted October 21, 2018 Holy shit these girls look old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Talking to yourself? Time for a different kind of commitment . . . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 reporting this thread for spamm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 12 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I love it when I'm talking to a sexy 19 year old biddy and I see one of them nearby on the sidewalk and I can see the homicidal flames of rage in her eyes because she knows that I'm choosing a Nintendo Switch over a Sega Saturn, and there's nothing she can even do about it. 😌 #FightForZeni It's not rage. It's relief. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 22, 2018 Author Share Posted October 22, 2018 3 hours ago, mthor said: It's not rage. It's relief. Nah, those are classic symptoms of toxic jealousy syndrome. A woman scorned... 👨💻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Who. What. Where. When. How. Whhhy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 17 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Nah, those are classic symptoms of toxic jealousy syndrome. A woman scorned... 👨💻 Lol, you cannot touch any women let alone scorn them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 I hope you get radioactive crabs that no shampoo can kill...and instead of giving you superpowers.....they just give you cancer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Nah, those are classic symptoms of toxic jealousy syndrome. A woman scorned... 👨💻 No, zeni, it's just that you never seen true relief. When you are 60-ish, and your prostate has a strangle hold on your urethra, take a look at your face in a mirror after the nurse jams a catheter into your bladder and drains off a liter of urine. You will see a striking resemblance to the look on the faces of those cougars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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