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Posted
7 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Lifetime Movie Zeni 🏋️‍♂️🧔🐺

A story about a loser who wants to rape children getting burned alive by an angry mob of parents.

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Just now, Tengu said:

A story about a loser who wants to rape children getting burned alive by an angry mob of parents.

bacon1.jpg

 

Your description provides some semblance to this guy^

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"Is this a game to you?! Why did it take until your third profile for us to meet up?! Where were you when I was messaging you all the time on your old profiles? 😥"

*flings beer off of table, narrowly missing a nearby waiter*

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

"Is this a game to you?! Why did it take until your third profile for us to meet up?! Where were you when I was messaging you all the time on your old profiles? 😥"

*flings beer off of table, narrowly missing a nearby waiter*

*Nearby waiter comes over and punches you in the pussy*

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Posted
23 minutes ago, Phillies said:

bacon1.jpg

 

Your description provides some semblance to this guy^

Why yes, as a matter of fact is it does. 😉

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Posted
7 minutes ago, Ginguy said:

Wow, not only are you a loser but even your trolling is sub-par and derivative.

 

He's basically just trolling himself at this point.

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

He's basically just trolling himself at this point.

It reminds me of when he tried to act all alpha by telling a story about how he was drunk at his job and a 14yr old boy kicked his ass in front of the class he was watching over.

I mean, seriously....

 

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1 minute ago, Ginguy said:

It reminds me of when he tried to act all alpha by telling a story about how he was drunk at his job and a 14yr old boy kicked his ass in front of the class he was watching over.

I mean, seriously....

 

I think more or less, he just sits and jacks off to the comments. His mom might help. I don't know.

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I feel bad for his mom. At some point she is going to find out he spanks it while trying (and failing) to convince the Internet that he is a drunk, rapey, pedo from a trashy Lifetime movie.

 

 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, midnight said:

*Nearby waiter comes over and punches you in the pussy*

*waiter trembles and stumbles backward knowing that he should not even think about white knighting this situation* 

Posted
24 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

*waiter trembles and stumbles backward knowing that he should not even think about white knighting this situation* 

*Waitress comes over and donkey punches you in the scrotum, the laughs loudly as said scrotum felt more like a vagina than an actual scrotum.

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