Zenigundam Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 How can I resist? 😌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Â 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: How can I resist? 😌 Your mom is not hot or a teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Zeni send me those naked pics of your sister again, I seemed to have lost them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 I hope one day you get busted in a sting. And it gets on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: I hope one day you get busted in a sting. And it gets on TV. It will still be Zeni's fault. lol the feds are going to nark zeni at a Chuck E Cheeses. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 Just now, Tengu said: I hope one day you get busted in a sting. And it gets on TV. No I hope he gets stung by those killer bees 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 29 minutes ago, Kuroko said: No I hope he gets stung by those killer bees Even better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 1 minute ago, Tengu said: Even better. it's a hot legal age hive of killer bees 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 12 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: it's a hot legal age hive of killer bees Fun fact these bees don't just sting once its multiple times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 15, 2018 Share Posted October 15, 2018 (edited) @Zenigundam, why haven't you just hired a hooker, and got your first piece of ass out of the way? I mean, obviously, you've never done the deed with a real, live woman before. A hooker don't care how bad you are at it. Tell her it's your first time. She may give you a virgin discount. She will do all the sick shit you want. Like lick her disgusting feet or whatever gross shit you're into. And you will release all of that awkward energy. Then, you might get pussy off the brain for five minutes. Then, you might be ready to take your popped-cherry dick out into the real world and actually find someone decent, and only suck half-ass at your second try. But get a test after you bang the hooker. Make sure she is clean as well. And for God's sake,, use a condom. You can pick those up in any store. Gas stations. Grocery stores. Walmart. Target. Anywhere. A condom goes over your penis, in case you don't know what they are. Kind of like your sock. Here's hoping for the best. You don't want to die a virgin, pal. You are missing out. Edited October 15, 2018 by midnight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalar Hex Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Been a lot of necro'd threads lately ... figured I would contribute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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