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Zenigundam

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@Zenigundam, why haven't you just hired a hooker, and got your first piece of ass out of the way?

I mean, obviously, you've never done the deed with a real, live woman before.

A hooker don't care how bad you are at it. Tell her it's your first time. She may give you a virgin discount.

She will do all the sick shit you want. Like lick her disgusting feet or whatever gross shit you're into.

And you will release all of that awkward energy. Then, you might get pussy off the brain for five minutes. 

Then, you might be ready to take your popped-cherry dick out into the real world and actually find someone decent, and only suck half-ass at your second try.

But get a test after you bang the hooker. Make sure she is clean as well. And for God's sake,, use a condom. You can pick those up in any store. Gas stations. Grocery stores. Walmart. Target. Anywhere. A condom goes over your penis, in case you don't know what they are. Kind of like your sock. 

Here's hoping for the best. You don't want to die a virgin, pal. 

You are missing out. 

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