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The Army Chronicles: Week 1


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1 hour ago, KimopoBotar said:

Sometimes I can tell he's obviously joking and at other times i really really worry about his mental health. You're the only one here that i know of that might be qualified to identify that though. 

I hope he gets real help some day. 

Only if my therapist is a legal age teen, but she also can't be too smart because then her expectations will he crazy and I bet she won't even appreciate a post-session trip to Domino's. 🤦‍♂️

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1 minute ago, fuggstop said:

Zeni please consider growing the fuck up and being a man. Youll never be happy being like this. You ll end up alone with even less friends than u have now

If any

Please don't use the f word, I'm a kid and I need some slack.

Also, a little appreciation for the vets who fight for your freedom every night would be nice. 😌

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11 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Only if my therapist is a legal age teen, but she also can't be too smart because then her expectations will he crazy and I bet she won't even appreciate a post-session trip to Domino's. 🤦‍♂️

If she's smart enough to already be a therapist while still a teen she's too smart for you, bro.

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23 minutes ago, Athena 92 said:

I'm not qualified to actually make diagnoses and even if I were it would be unethical to do so over the internet.

That being said I think there's some kind of issues he has and he'd probably benefit from seeing a professional.

I think he was just traumatized by public school and can't get over that. It's warped his perception of himself and other people and social dynamics and he is self aware enough to realize it and knows most people don't see things the way he does but he can't make himself normal and can't stop obsessing over his trauma, so he is working through it by doing... this 

@constablepcofficer some zeni brain insights ITT 

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18 minutes ago, Quackers said:

I have been the personal psychologist of Zenigundam since 2005. His previous physician was my father, Dr Quackers Sr. Over the past 13 years, I am pleased to report that Zenigundam has had no significant mental problems. Zenigundam has had a recent complete psychiatric examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his blood pressure, 110/65, and psychiatric evaluation results were astonishingly excellent.

Over the past twelve months, he has lost at least fifteen negative people in his life, Zenigundam takes 81 vitamins a day and a low dose of a statin to stay sharp. His MMPI test scores averaged a 0.15 (very low). His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary.

Zenigundam has suffered no form of psychosis, has never had depression, hallucinations or delusions or any other mental illnesses. His only episode of depression was after a family death at age ten. His mental health is excellent. He has no history of ever using alcohol or tobacco products.

If elected mod, Zenigundam, I can state unequivocally, will be the most mentally healthy individual ever elected to the mod team.

Ahem Ahem 🧐

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49 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Please don't use the f word, I'm a kid and I need some slack.

Also, a little appreciation for the vets who fight for your freedom every night would be nice. 😌

You aren't a kid and you need a woman to slam her purse between your legs the next time you get all rapey. You are the type of person that makes even the kind-hearted idealist reconsider the efficacy of eugenics.

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