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the reincarnation of orville redenbacher posts here


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1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said:

he talks about MP3 players eventho he died in 1995 way before they were invented

the popcorn maeks u see the future

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3 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

yea that's why you eat it so much

last night i was like the guy from titanic who was like MORE SPEED but w/popcorn instead of speed

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:D oh yeah you do love that pop corn. and also

"You ever tried to re-animate me. Boy, I'll rip your nuts off beyond the Grave." orville redenbacher said in a movie they made about him coming back as a zombie a few months after he died. I'm not making this up that movie is a real thing
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3 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

:D oh yeah you do love that pop corn. and also

"You ever tried to re-animate me. Boy, I'll rip your nuts off beyond the Grave." orville redenbacher said in a movie they made about him coming back as a zombie a few months after he died. I'm not making this up that movie is a real thing

and thats why to this day every town has an orville redenbacher siren in case they see zombie orville redenbacher shambling over the hills to come rip everyone's balls off

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

and thats why to this day every town has an orville redenbacher siren in case they see zombie orville redenbacher shambling over the hills to come rip everyone's balls off

at least you'll be safe your love of popcorn will save you

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9 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said:

at least you'll be safe your love of popcorn will save you

thats true. that's his gift to true believers. if you eat the popcorn youll see him coming to your town before its too late

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1 minute ago, Poof said:

thats true. that's his gift to true believers. if you eat the popcorn youll see him coming to your town before its too late

you were on to something when you said eating popcorn makes you see the future

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