That_One_Guy Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 Would you rather stick a lit match against the head of your penis for thirty seconds 8 times, put three needles in your urethra all day OR eat (and I mean eat) Oprah's ass for 10 minutes an hour after she's eaten 50 chili dogs with extra kraut Death is not an option.
KimopoBotar Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 How much is Oprah willing to pay for this service?
PhilosipherStoned Posted September 10, 2018 Posted September 10, 2018 No not only are the choices both bad (ofcourse I know the aim is to be presented with two horrendous choices) but the fact that you thought this out enough to make me almost need to print out instructions to do either of these is pretty.. pretty alarming. I mean I've seen crazier things on the internet. Good going I guess.
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