schmahxgn Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 That I might eventually O.D. on it, suffer severe internal hemorrhaging, and die a painful and agonizing bled out death, and get dragged to hell by my sins. Like, dead ass, I kicked in my bed room door his morning and shouted "HEY, GOOGLE!" thus activating my Google home mini and she was all like "Bloop." (I assume this was because she was startled) Then I shouted "TURN OFF 'I LOVE LAMP'!" keep in mind, that with my network digital outlet, I labeled my bedroom lamp "I love lamp" as an homage to Steve Carrell's character in "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" So the lamp was turned off by Google, and I thanked my AI assistant. My point is, I am insane. I feel bad for the Bing search engine tho....
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 I can't do this right your long post and weird pervert cartoons made my barin melt. I legit just smoked a whole bag of weed just trying not to freak out over it 1
schmahxgn Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: I can't do this right your long post and weird pervert cartoons made my barin melt. I legit just smoked a whole bag of weed just trying not to freak out over it You are freaking out.... man man man man..... 1
schmahxgn Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 7 minutes ago, Poof said: we both know youre high on caffeine schma I prefer the term "Ascended".
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 1 minute ago, schmahxgn said: You are freaking out.... man man man man..... Im up here listening to death metal at 3:21 AM
schmahxgn Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: Im up here listening to death metal at 3:21 AM Nah man... 3:00 a.m. ~ 6:59 a.m is Chill LoFi beats to study to territory.
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 1 minute ago, schmahxgn said: Nah man... 3:00 a.m. ~ 6:59 a.m is Chill LoFi beats to study to territory. I know that so why am I here with this metal shit on?
schmahxgn Posted September 7, 2018 Author Posted September 7, 2018 Just now, Mini_Ghost said: I know that so why am I here with this metal shit on? BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!!!!!!! #Checkmate 1
Codename: Jackass Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 I feel much more pity for Bing when it is personified as a qt animu grill.
fuggstop Posted September 7, 2018 Posted September 7, 2018 I used to say i was high on life,too. Turns out I am mentally ill.
schmahxgn Posted September 8, 2018 Author Posted September 8, 2018 20 hours ago, fuggstop said: I used to say i was high on life,too. Turns out I am mentally ill. Who in the feck told you that I am not mentally ill? 1
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