discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Posted September 5, 2018 no..why? *sniffs* smells bad ~~said it tasted like soda (it's apple juice mix) *tastes* *spits back into cup* NO, no, this does not taste like soda. it taste like this is apple wine shit that went horribly wrong. ~~kthx reason 876876 why adulting sucks. 3
fuggstop Posted September 5, 2018 Posted September 5, 2018 Some people r better ar adulting than others Convo i had today: Customer: the sent me back the forms. I dont know why. Im trying to change the beneficiary (Read letter cuz no one fucking reads these days. Looks at form) Me: ma'am..instead of signing with the date you put your birthday (old people do this A LOT on forms) (Lady looks at her copy and sees it) Cst: can't ya just change the date? Me: No ma'am. We are not going to forge your documents Then she made me agree to her just resending the last page/signature. God forbid she has to get her shit together enough to fill out two sections again.
midnight Posted September 5, 2018 Posted September 5, 2018 I just wanted you to taste what I had just tasted, in case it was poisoned. Because I mean, fuck. If I’m gonna die, you can come with me, babe. 😎👀🤣 1 4
discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Author Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: I just wanted you to taste what I had just tasted, in case it was poisoned. Because I mean, fuck. If I have to taste this shit, so do you, babe. 😎👀🤣 fixed. 2
scoobdog Posted September 5, 2018 Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: I just wanted you to taste what I had just tasted, in case it was poisoned. Because I mean, fuck. If I’m gonna die, you can come with me, babe. 😎👀🤣 I see what she sees in you. 2
discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Author Posted September 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, rilkean_heart said: Apple wine sounds delicious oh..for sure. this, is what it's rancid cousin, would taste like. but would probably fetch a fair price at the ole grey~bar hotel. 1
scoobdog Posted September 5, 2018 Posted September 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, discolemonade said: oh..for sure. this, is what it's rancid cousin, would taste like. but would probably fetch a fair price at the ole grey~bar hotel. That kind of reminds me of the time that I tried some shaoxing (chinese rice wine) after bringing it home from a trip. I was totally expecting the smooth filtered taste I'm used to with sake, and, instead, I got what tasted like diesel fuel. 2
Mr Owl Posted September 5, 2018 Posted September 5, 2018 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: no..why? *sniffs* smells bad ~~said it tasted like soda (it's apple juice mix) *tastes* *spits back into cup* NO, no, this does not taste like soda. it taste like this is apple wine shit that went horribly wrong. ~~kthx reason 876876 why adulting sucks. Could of been apple vinegar
discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Author Posted September 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Could of been apple vinegar nah, it was the boy's juice that we just got. just opened.
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