discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 no..why? *sniffs* smells bad ~~said it tasted like soda (it's apple juice mix) *tastes* *spits back into cup* NO, no, this does not taste like soda. it taste like this is apple wine shit that went horribly wrong. ~~kthx reason 876876 why adulting sucks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Some people r better ar adulting than others Convo i had today: Customer: the sent me back the forms. I dont know why. Im trying to change the beneficiary (Read letter cuz no one fucking reads these days. Looks at form) Me: ma'am..instead of signing with the date you put your birthday (old people do this A LOT on forms) (Lady looks at her copy and sees it) Cst: can't ya just change the date? Me: No ma'am. We are not going to forge your documents Then she made me agree to her just resending the last page/signature. God forbid she has to get her shit together enough to fill out two sections again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 I just wanted you to taste what I had just tasted, in case it was poisoned. Because I mean, fuck. If I’m gonna die, you can come with me, babe. 😎👀🤣 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: I just wanted you to taste what I had just tasted, in case it was poisoned. Because I mean, fuck. If I have to taste this shit, so do you, babe. 😎👀🤣 fixed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rilkean_heart Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Apple wine sounds delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, midnight said: I just wanted you to taste what I had just tasted, in case it was poisoned. Because I mean, fuck. If I’m gonna die, you can come with me, babe. 😎👀🤣 I see what she sees in you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 54 minutes ago, rilkean_heart said: Apple wine sounds delicious oh..for sure. this, is what it's rancid cousin, would taste like. but would probably fetch a fair price at the ole grey~bar hotel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, discolemonade said: oh..for sure. this, is what it's rancid cousin, would taste like. but would probably fetch a fair price at the ole grey~bar hotel. That kind of reminds me of the time that I tried some shaoxing (chinese rice wine) after bringing it home from a trip. I was totally expecting the smooth filtered taste I'm used to with sake, and, instead, I got what tasted like diesel fuel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 hours ago, discolemonade said: no..why? *sniffs* smells bad ~~said it tasted like soda (it's apple juice mix) *tastes* *spits back into cup* NO, no, this does not taste like soda. it taste like this is apple wine shit that went horribly wrong. ~~kthx reason 876876 why adulting sucks. Could of been apple vinegar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, Kuroko said: Could of been apple vinegar nah, it was the boy's juice that we just got. just opened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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