Zenigundam Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 I woke up and, without opening my eyes, I reached with my right arm for the legal age blonde babe who I had wrapped in my biceps last night and to, my horror, that spot on the bed was empty. My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. Was it just a dream? It was so damn real, I know we were making love last night. I don't want her to get in trouble, but I might call the cops in case I need to file a missing persons report or if anything in my room went missing. Where did she go? I don't even remember putting her number in my phone. When will I see her again? Will I see her again? I'm a mess right now!! 😐🤧🤦♂️👨🐻 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 It’s Labor Day. She had shit to do. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 3, 2018 Author Share Posted September 3, 2018 Just now, midnight said: It’s Labor Day. She had shit to do. Will she ever come back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greeny Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I woke up and, without opening my eyes, I reached with my right arm for the legal age blonde babe who I had wrapped in my biceps last night and to, my horror, that spot on the bed was empty. My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. Was it just a dream? It was so damn real, I know we were making love last night. I don't want her to get in trouble, but I might call the cops in case I need to file a missing persons report or if anything in my room went missing. Where did she go? I don't even remember putting her number in my phone. When will I see her again? Will I see her again? I'm a mess right now!! 😐🤧🤦♂️👨🐻 Roofies must have worn off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PenguinBoss Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 This is a very elaborate thread just to say you had a wet dream last night. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Will she ever come back? (Shakes Magic 8-Ball). My sources say NO. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 3, 2018 Author Share Posted September 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: (Shakes Magic 8-Ball). My sources say NO. She can't do this to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: She can't do this to me... Look at the positive. At least you were a one night stand and not a no night stand. If you woke up and she was gone, with no note or anything left behind, one of two things happened; one, you were used. Two, you were a horrible lay and she left as quickly as she could. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Will she ever come back? rebecca 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 Ask your mom if she saw her leave. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. You mean you rushed UPstairs don’t you? From your mom’s basement? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 3, 2018 Share Posted September 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I woke up and, without opening my eyes, I reached with my right arm for the legal age blonde babe who I had wrapped in my biceps last night and to, my horror, that spot on the bed was empty. My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. Was it just a dream? It was so damn real, I know we were making love last night. I don't want her to get in trouble, but I might call the cops in case I need to file a missing persons report or if anything in my room went missing. Where did she go? I don't even remember putting her number in my phone. When will I see her again? Will I see her again? I'm a mess right now!! 😐🤧🤦♂️👨🐻 So, you and your mom both got drunk, one thing led to another... You nasty, motherfucker. 👨👵 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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