Zenigundam Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 I woke up and, without opening my eyes, I reached with my right arm for the legal age blonde babe who I had wrapped in my biceps last night and to, my horror, that spot on the bed was empty. My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. Was it just a dream? It was so damn real, I know we were making love last night. I don't want her to get in trouble, but I might call the cops in case I need to file a missing persons report or if anything in my room went missing. Where did she go? I don't even remember putting her number in my phone. When will I see her again? Will I see her again? I'm a mess right now!! 😐🤧🤦♂️👨🐻
Zenigundam Posted September 3, 2018 Author Posted September 3, 2018 Just now, midnight said: It’s Labor Day. She had shit to do. Will she ever come back?
Greeny Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 20 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: I woke up and, without opening my eyes, I reached with my right arm for the legal age blonde babe who I had wrapped in my biceps last night and to, my horror, that spot on the bed was empty. My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. Was it just a dream? It was so damn real, I know we were making love last night. I don't want her to get in trouble, but I might call the cops in case I need to file a missing persons report or if anything in my room went missing. Where did she go? I don't even remember putting her number in my phone. When will I see her again? Will I see her again? I'm a mess right now!! 😐🤧🤦♂️👨🐻 Roofies must have worn off.
PenguinBoss Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 This is a very elaborate thread just to say you had a wet dream last night. 3
midnight Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 21 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Will she ever come back? (Shakes Magic 8-Ball). My sources say NO. 2
Zenigundam Posted September 3, 2018 Author Posted September 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, midnight said: (Shakes Magic 8-Ball). My sources say NO. She can't do this to me...
midnight Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: She can't do this to me... Look at the positive. At least you were a one night stand and not a no night stand. If you woke up and she was gone, with no note or anything left behind, one of two things happened; one, you were used. Two, you were a horrible lay and she left as quickly as she could. 1
discolé monade Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Zenigundam said: Will she ever come back? rebecca 1
midnight Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Zenigundam said: My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. You mean you rushed UPstairs don’t you? From your mom’s basement? 1
Houdini Splicer Posted September 3, 2018 Posted September 3, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I woke up and, without opening my eyes, I reached with my right arm for the legal age blonde babe who I had wrapped in my biceps last night and to, my horror, that spot on the bed was empty. My eyes opened quickly and I rushed downstairs to look for her, but she wasn't there. Was it just a dream? It was so damn real, I know we were making love last night. I don't want her to get in trouble, but I might call the cops in case I need to file a missing persons report or if anything in my room went missing. Where did she go? I don't even remember putting her number in my phone. When will I see her again? Will I see her again? I'm a mess right now!! 😐🤧🤦♂️👨🐻 So, you and your mom both got drunk, one thing led to another... You nasty, motherfucker. 👨👵 1
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