Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 She's a hot blonde. A German au pair and we talked briefly on OKC last year but she said she was going to London for a while, and she never logged back in after a few days, but I've been checking out her Instagram and she keeps changing the main pic, even though it's set to private. If I want her to be my wifey, should I just give in and make a quick Instagram, add her, make plans to meet up???... and then obviously I'll be in my element and she'll be my girl because I know once we meet up there's no going back. 🧐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 She's 25, which is cringey, but I don't mind dating older girls that much if they're as hot as she is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Zeni Zeni This some Ali G level shit Be real Tell Aunty Fuggs what she can do to help you find true love Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 So just make an IG and add her? I've been checking out her FB too, and she liked the profile pic of this guy in NY, who I fear she met from OKC, and I just hope they didn't have sex or even kiss each other tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 Just stick with your hand, Zeni. It's what you know best. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Vin_Tybul said: Just stick with your hand, Zeni. It's what you know best. I wanna put my hand around the back of her neck and pull her toward me and kiss her on the lips, but she has to cooperate and bend slightly cause her old OKC says she's 5'11, but yeah hand around the back of her neck as I reel her in and make out with her... Ummm... Do you think she's had sex since last October (when she last logged into OKC)? I really hope not. It would upset me. 🧐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: her old OKC says she's 5'11 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 6 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I wanna put my hand around the back of her neck and pull her toward me and kiss her on the lips, but she has to cooperate and bend slightly cause her old OKC says she's 5'11, but yeah hand around the back of her neck as I reel her in and make out with her... Ummm... Do you think she's had sex since last October (when she last logged into OKC)? I really hope not. It would upset me. 🧐 In all honesty, she probably has. Many times, with many men. Since she stopped talking to you, she had a void in her life that she had to fill. With many, many cocks. In every hole. Sometimes at once. Sorry, kid, that's the way the cookie crumbles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 She can't do this to me. Maybe she's still a virgin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Vin_Tybul said: Since she stopped talking to you, she had a void in her life that she had to fill. Do you mean... I was her... 😢 *gets the giggle chills* I completed her. I filled the void... She... needed me. 🐰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 You need to get pegged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 you should just not make an instagram and just say you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Owl Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: you should just not make an instagram and just say you did Very alpha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted September 2, 2018 Author Share Posted September 2, 2018 11 minutes ago, Mini_Ghost said: you should just not make an instagram and just say you did I have to make one. I have to connect with her again. Absence makes the heart grow fonnnnndddderrrrrrr. ☹💖🐷 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Do you mean... I was her... 😢 We know, man. We know. She never existed. But look on the brightside. At least you'll die alone. That's what really matters, isn't it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: She can't do this to me. Maybe she's still a virgin. EVERY hole, Zeni. Simultaneously. Multiple cocks in every hole on Tuesdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted September 2, 2018 Share Posted September 2, 2018 (edited) 3 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Do you mean... I was her... 😢 *gets the giggle chills* I completed her. I filled the void... She... needed me. 🐰 Well, not exactly. The void was caused by her vomiting after you sent her a pic of you violating Tiger, while you had a toilet plunger handle shoved up your ass. She couldn't help but notice that you really seemed to be enjoying yourself. That got her thinking, and she became curious about her own sexuality. And the rest, as they say, is history. However, we all really know the girl is your hand. She's been your hand all along. The picture with the plunger exists, though, and that is the source of these giggle chills you have. He stares at the pic quite often, people. Our Zenigundam is one sick puppy. A puppy that we should have put down a long time ago. Edited September 2, 2018 by Vin_Tybul Those damn giggle chills... *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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