Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 I'm starting to think I might have served... and valiantly.
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2018 Author Posted July 30, 2018 I wouldn't do it, but I think I could pull off the whole "former Marines facade", which isn't a crime btw because stolen valor is when you profit off of false military self identification, but I do think I could tell the biddies at the club about how I used to use the epic scoped AR and the legendary dual pistols and whatnot.
Clu Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 I used to speak with an English accent when we would go to ocean City Maryland and shit... They ate that shit up
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2018 Author Posted July 30, 2018 Just now, Clu said: I used to speak with an English accent when we would go to ocean City Maryland and shit... They ate that shit up Bro, the British Royal Air Force! I remember you from that overseas mission! *turns back to the club girls* Remember?! 😦
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2018 Author Posted July 30, 2018 Ocean City is awesome btw. I have a feeling that I'll get it on with a hot girl on the beach the next time I go there.
André Toulon Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Clu said: I used to speak with an English accent when we would go to ocean City Maryland and shit... They ate that shit up LOL, I used to pretend I was Jamaican when I lived in ATL.....I don't know if anyone bought it but I didn't care, I was on so many Xtacy pills. Edited July 30, 2018 by Buddyroe360 1 1
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2018 Author Posted July 30, 2018 9 hours ago, Poof said: Don't u think ur a big enough scumbag already? I was stationed at Titled Towers during my service time.
NaBarney Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 Thank you for your service in the Alpha Uprising, sir
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2018 Author Posted July 30, 2018 Yeah as if I won't beat everybody up, I'm stocky and strong, a former marine 185 of pure muscle trained in the deadly arts of clinger throwing and bolt action aiming.
Zenigundam Posted July 30, 2018 Author Posted July 30, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Nabloom said: Thank you for your service in the Alpha Uprising, sir You're welcome, but I don't want any special recognition because I was merely performing my civic duty. 😐 The true heroes are still out there. 🇺🇸 Edited July 30, 2018 by Zenigundam
naraku360 Posted July 30, 2018 Posted July 30, 2018 14 hours ago, Zenigundam said: Bro, the British Royal Air Force! I remember you from that overseas mission! *turns back to the club girls* Remember?! 😦 1
Dark_Chii Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/29/2018 at 9:32 PM, Zenigundam said: I wouldn't do it, but I think I could pull off the whole "former Marines facade", which isn't a crime btw because stolen valor is when you profit off of false military self identification, but I do think I could tell the biddies at the club about how I used to use the epic scoped AR and the legendary dual pistols and whatnot. Dude....as someone who comes from a background of several family members in different backgrounds of the military, you would more than likely get your a$$ kicked and it IS illegal. Plus Fornite is nowhere NEAR what any military experience would be like. That is so foolish. Rethink your logic, dude. You're waaaaay over your head on this one. Not to mention, it's insanely disrespectful for those who have served. 3
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/29/2018 at 10:23 PM, Zenigundam said: I'm starting to think I might have served... and valiantly. This is what your mom's vagina does to me.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 On 7/29/2018 at 10:33 PM, Clu said: I used to speak with an English accent when we would go to ocean City Maryland and shit... They ate that shit up My cuz didn't believe me when I said I could pull it off but I too did this... a lot of Hennessey helped...
naraku360 Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: This is what your mom's vagina does to me. Tagging @Zenigundam so we can talk about his mom's vagina.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted August 1, 2018 Posted August 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, naraku360 said: Tagging @Zenigundam so we can talk about his mom's vagina. Tagging @Zenigundam so we can watch him try and fail to be an alpha mail
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