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I did something unbelievably stupid today.


Zenigundam

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I spent all day playing Earthbound, watching movies, and not going on the prowl on OKC and finding a hot girlfriend.

Earthbound and movies was the awesome part, the stupid part was not putting myself out there today on OKC. I'm gonna win the OKC game in the end, I just need another shot at a first date, so that I can make my girlfriend delete her account, literally stand over her while we're eating some badass Applebees 2 for $20 food and our waiter will have his arms crossed and nod approvingly and tell her, "You did the right thing. This Zeni guy is a winner and an alpha. Follow what he says and you two will last a long time ;)"

 

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2 minutes ago, mthor said:

You're too cheap to tip - how are you going to get a waiter to say that?

This will happen while we're eating. Also, I really am going to do this, if we're going to be lovers, she can't log back into OKC and try to play me after we've had an enjoyable time full of laughs and fine dining.

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2 hours ago, mthor said:

So you're going to send her to the restroom while you buy off the server? You know that she'll duck out the back and you'll never see her again.

Nah, angels shots with lime at the bar....

 

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