Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Helped him out with a issues for his phone and gave me and my buddy his card. Said he'd represent us if we got a speeding ticket for free. Good start to my day so far.
Still Me Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 ....you know....LB gets free legal counseling as a job perk....and for the past few weeks we've been using it against our apartment complex. I came home one night after work and there was a note posted on the door....not uncommon...however the note was from the constables office issuing an eviction notice. To our apartment, to some asshole named Carlos....so the next day we bring it to the office and one the women there said she would take care of it...next few days we get another letter from the police....so we go in and had a fucking fit....then the response was 'well its not our fault if the court filed the paperwork wrong thats their fault'.....so we called the lawyer and the constable....and they all said that its the complexes job to fix it....so we get yet another fucking letter....and LB goes into the office and says 'hey i want your name, and i want you to write down my name and yours, and sign something that says youve handled this. im done with your incompetence and so is my lawyer, your fuckery ends right fucking now'....and they are STILL denying to do anything about it....the lawyer on the other hand said to take pictures and document everything. according to him he said that they cant technically evict if the eviction notice doesnt reach the person intended for the notcie, and if they get the order to evict and come and take your things....call me immediately.... now LB and i are playing a fantastic waiting game and we both hope they come and take our shit....we could OWN THIS FUCKIN COMPLEX!!!!
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 This has the making of a sitcom.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Yes, good catch. My phone dropped a F.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Look at Zeni with a burn. Well played Zeni, well played.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Please explain: for someone who flunked out of law school, you're pretty confident. I'm not flunking.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Please explain: for someone who flunked out of law school, you're pretty confident. I'm not flunking. What am I explaining?
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Zeni. Not you. I wish it showed who you responded to. Hate quoting people.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Oh how it's illegal. Yeah I purposely ignored that. I agree 100% I hate having to quote everything and I'm not about to fucking @ everybody.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Oh how it's illegal. Yeah I purposely ignored that. I agree 100% I hate having to quote everything and I'm not about to fucking @ everybody. Derackthehunter[/member] eat it like you mean it
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 See, Boo, what you have to understand is that this is a case of res ipsa loquitur. No explanation needed
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 See, Boo, what you have to understand is that this is a case of res ipsa loquitur. No explanation needed Firstly, a traffic violation rarely requires an attorney unless you want to fight it. You have to look at the totality of the circumstances and causation. How is him being offered an attorney's aid illegal if it is already an option granted? You quoting a doctrine of negligence isn't an explanation.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 You're thinking of something else. you are just an autistic drunk, which is nothing new. Cheers to law school.
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I'm not in law school anymore. I was this time last year, but law school's really not for advanced individuals like myself.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I'm not in law school anymore. I was this time last year, but law school's really not for advanced individuals like myself. I know you're not. You flunked out. >
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Derackthehunter[/member] eat it like you mean it I always eat it like I mean it. CutieQuesadilla[/member] Every last drop. Edit: added the name because I saw how the post looked without it.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 I always eat it like I mean it. CutieQuesadilla[/member] Every last drop. Edit: added the name because I saw how the post looked without it. owo <3
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 owo <3 This conversation only made me more hungry.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 This conversation only made me more hungry. i have something you can eat.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 You have the story all wrong. I've got time for the real story.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 i have something you can eat. There better be a lot of it.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 There better be a lot of it. well, no. it tastes good, though.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 well, no. it tastes good, though. Oh well I guess I could eat it in moderation. Besides if it taste good there shouldn't be a problem.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Oh well I guess I could eat it in moderation. Besides if it taste good there shouldn't be a problem. good to know. owo
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Does it travel well or is this like a need to eat fresh kind of thing ? Edit: forgot the ?
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 It could travel. Fresh is the only way. -_'
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Sounds good so far. I'm assuming prep time is minimal?
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Perfect send it over. How long till it arrives?
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Extra for delivery huh. Should have seen this coming.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Extra for delivery huh. Should have seen this coming. lol. The cheapest flight.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Must be a special recipe. Gotta have the chief make it on location.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Must be a special recipe. Gotta have the chief make it on location. It's special
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 A specialty eh. I'm game just keep in mind my diet.
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 A specialty eh. I'm game just keep in mind my diet. mexican nigerian food.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 mexican nigerian food. Sounds interesting. Color me intrigued.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 *An attorney Zeni beat you to the punch.
fuggnificent Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Wouldn't a lawyer cost more than just paying the ticket?
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 Wouldn't a lawyer cost more than just paying the ticket? Pro Bono.
fuggnificent Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 Pro Bono. No such thing. You gonna be stuffing lawyer cock in no time.
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 No such thing. You gonna be stuffing lawyer cock in no time. Nah he comes in all the time and we hook him up all the time
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Posted January 21, 2017 In this instance yes. Yes he did. If you think that effects me in any way you are incorrect.
Skiles Posted January 21, 2017 Posted January 21, 2017 In this instance yes. Yes he did. If you think that effects me in any way you are incorrect. *affects
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