Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Helped him out with a issues for his phone and gave me and my buddy his card. Said he'd represent us if we got a speeding ticket for free. Good start to my day so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 ....you know....LB gets free legal counseling as a job perk....and for the past few weeks we've been using it against our apartment complex. I came home one night after work and there was a note posted on the door....not uncommon...however the note was from the constables office issuing an eviction notice. To our apartment, to some asshole named Carlos....so the next day we bring it to the office and one the women there said she would take care of it...next few days we get another letter from the police....so we go in and had a fucking fit....then the response was 'well its not our fault if the court filed the paperwork wrong thats their fault'.....so we called the lawyer and the constable....and they all said that its the complexes job to fix it....so we get yet another fucking letter....and LB goes into the office and says 'hey i want your name, and i want you to write down my name and yours, and sign something that says youve handled this. im done with your incompetence and so is my lawyer, your fuckery ends right fucking now'....and they are STILL denying to do anything about it....the lawyer on the other hand said to take pictures and document everything. according to him he said that they cant technically evict if the eviction notice doesnt reach the person intended for the notcie, and if they get the order to evict and come and take your things....call me immediately.... now LB and i are playing a fantastic waiting game and we both hope they come and take our shit....we could OWN THIS FUCKIN COMPLEX!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 This has the making of a sitcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeNewBee Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 *if Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Yes, good catch. My phone dropped a F. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 An* attorney. Also, this is illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Look at Zeni with a burn. Well played Zeni, well played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Please explain: for someone who flunked out of law school, you're pretty confident. I'm not flunking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Please explain: for someone who flunked out of law school, you're pretty confident. I'm not flunking. What am I explaining? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Zeni. Not you. I wish it showed who you responded to. Hate quoting people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Oh how it's illegal. Yeah I purposely ignored that. I agree 100% I hate having to quote everything and I'm not about to fucking @ everybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Oh how it's illegal. Yeah I purposely ignored that. I agree 100% I hate having to quote everything and I'm not about to fucking @ everybody. Derackthehunter[/member] eat it like you mean it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 See, Boo, what you have to understand is that this is a case of res ipsa loquitur. No explanation needed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 See, Boo, what you have to understand is that this is a case of res ipsa loquitur. No explanation needed Firstly, a traffic violation rarely requires an attorney unless you want to fight it. You have to look at the totality of the circumstances and causation. How is him being offered an attorney's aid illegal if it is already an option granted? You quoting a doctrine of negligence isn't an explanation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 You're thinking of something else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 You're thinking of something else. you are just an autistic drunk, which is nothing new. Cheers to law school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'm not in law school anymore. I was this time last year, but law school's really not for advanced individuals like myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I'm not in law school anymore. I was this time last year, but law school's really not for advanced individuals like myself. I know you're not. You flunked out. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Derackthehunter[/member] eat it like you mean it I always eat it like I mean it. CutieQuesadilla[/member] Every last drop. Edit: added the name because I saw how the post looked without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 I always eat it like I mean it. CutieQuesadilla[/member] Every last drop. Edit: added the name because I saw how the post looked without it. owo <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 owo <3 This conversation only made me more hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 You have the story all wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 This conversation only made me more hungry. i have something you can eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 You have the story all wrong. I've got time for the real story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 i have something you can eat. There better be a lot of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 There better be a lot of it. well, no. it tastes good, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 well, no. it tastes good, though. Oh well I guess I could eat it in moderation. Besides if it taste good there shouldn't be a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Oh well I guess I could eat it in moderation. Besides if it taste good there shouldn't be a problem. good to know. owo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Does it travel well or is this like a need to eat fresh kind of thing ? Edit: forgot the ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 It could travel. Fresh is the only way. -_' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Sounds good so far. I'm assuming prep time is minimal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Perfect send it over. How long till it arrives? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 It depends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Extra for delivery huh. Should have seen this coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Extra for delivery huh. Should have seen this coming. lol. The cheapest flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Must be a special recipe. Gotta have the chief make it on location. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Must be a special recipe. Gotta have the chief make it on location. It's special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 A specialty eh. I'm game just keep in mind my diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 A specialty eh. I'm game just keep in mind my diet. mexican nigerian food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 mexican nigerian food. Sounds interesting. Color me intrigued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 *An attorney Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 *An attorney Zeni beat you to the punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Wouldn't a lawyer cost more than just paying the ticket? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 Wouldn't a lawyer cost more than just paying the ticket? Pro Bono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Pro Bono. No such thing. You gonna be stuffing lawyer cock in no time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 No such thing. You gonna be stuffing lawyer cock in no time. Nah he comes in all the time and we hook him up all the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 Dude, Zeni has better grammar than you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derackthehunter Posted January 21, 2017 Author Share Posted January 21, 2017 In this instance yes. Yes he did. If you think that effects me in any way you are incorrect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skiles Posted January 21, 2017 Share Posted January 21, 2017 In this instance yes. Yes he did. If you think that effects me in any way you are incorrect. *affects Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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