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4 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Not if they're creepy and I already said no thanks 3 times as nicely as I could already 

 

>.> 

There's a creepy man at work that keeps asking me out, Ive tried everything to reject him

He sounds like an alpha male, I think you're rushing to judgment when you call him creepy.

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1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

You need to show them how a fully grown alpha throws a chair. So do I. I want to buy a chair just to throw it and post the video.

I don't get the reference, but that sounds like something a legit alpha male would do.

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1 hour ago, Buddyroe360 said:

Send some haymakers at her bf, and watch them panties turn into soup

There's no bf, I was the only one with potential, now she'll either let me give her a shot to be my girl or delete her OKC, realizing that she's not ready for a boyfriend.

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3 hours ago, Vamped said:

Not if they're creepy and I already said no thanks 3 times as nicely as I could already 

 

>.> 

There's a creepy man at work that keeps asking me out, Ive tried everything to reject him

Did you try anything like, "Look it isn't gonna happen so stop asking." Lots of guys are obtuse about subtle hints.

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Did you try anything like, "Look it isn't gonna happen so stop asking." Lots of guys are obtuse about subtle hints.

Clearly because I swear I try every excuse I can think of to turn him off 

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Yeah, he needs it direct. You said he was creepy so I'll assume there's nothing about his personality that makes you want to continue talking to him, so no "Look, you're an alright guy but..." Lots of guys hunt lazily. Can't blame anyone though, the dating scene is awful. At least you know someone you work with has a comparable job and a bearable personality in public.

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57 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Yeah, he needs it direct. You said he was creepy so I'll assume there's nothing about his personality that makes you want to continue talking to him, so no "Look, you're an alright guy but..." Lots of guys hunt lazily. Can't blame anyone though, the dating scene is awful. At least you know someone you work with has a comparable job and a bearable personality in public.

I work at a Fedex station, in the office. Ive never seen him before ever but he swears we've spoken twice before. After the excuses, I said Im not really dating at all right now ... and then I started staying later in the day to avoid the chance of seeing him. Im still trying to figure out when he even saw me in the first place

I hate rejecting anyone straight out because I always feel really terrible but Im not going out with anyone I know Im not interested in 

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8 hours ago, Vamped said:

Not if they're creepy and I already said no thanks 3 times as nicely as I could already 

 

>.> 

There's a creepy man at work that keeps asking me out, Ive tried everything to reject him

I would uh, definitely talk to your HR about him

Also carry some mace in your purse, some dudes only get the message when you burn their eyeballs away with pepper spray

 

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10 hours ago, molarbear said:

I would uh, definitely talk to your HR about him

Also carry some mace in your purse, some dudes only get the message when you burn their eyeballs away with pepper spray

 

I dont even know what his name is or where he actually works. Everytime he pops up, hes right at the exit to the warehouse. There was another man that used to do the same thing when I worked  nights. 

This last time he was like.... you want me to rub on your foot 

>.> no im cool thanks 

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Just now, Vamped said:

Oh gawd ... that sounds like a mixture of hepatitis and a terrible yeast infection 

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Cleveland_steamer

 

You could also tell him you're only into the Strokey Chokey. The Blue-faced Blastoff. The Two-Neck Squeeze. The one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana. The Gasper. The Funky Spider-Man.

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11 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Cleveland_steamer

 

You could also tell him you're only into the Strokey Chokey. The Blue-faced Blastoff. The Two-Neck Squeeze. The one hand on the Adam's apple, the other one's on the Adam's banana. The Gasper. The Funky Spider-Man.

You... haven't had much sex... it shows...

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12 hours ago, Vamped said:

I dont even know what his name is or where he actually works. Everytime he pops up, hes right at the exit to the warehouse. There was another man that used to do the same thing when I worked  nights. 

This last time he was like.... you want me to rub on your foot 

>.> no im cool thanks 

I'd still mention it to HR, that way they can get a camera up or something to monitor that shit

When I was working at Baker Hughes our sexual conduct instructions were basically "Don't speak to any women unless you absolutely have to or you'll probably get fired."

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