Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 I'm taking $1,000 and my talents down the shore because gambling's officially ready to go around here. Yep, still gonna get paid for a sick day, and I'll be the toast of the town over there too! 🐃💪💲
Ginguy Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 (edited) Remind me to laugh when you get mugged by Packard. Edited June 13, 2018 by Ginguy 2
Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 I won't get mugged, bro. I'm an alpha male. And if I happen to lose any cheddar, I'm going right to the window to get my money back, so I sure hope that racetrack has some pretty buff security guards because I'm gonna cause a huge scene!! 🏋️♂️🐰💪
Vercaties Posted June 13, 2018 Posted June 13, 2018 I'm not much of a gambler but every holiday my local dog track has 50 cent beer, hotdog, soda, and popcorn day! You bet your tookus I'm there smoking a Black N Mild with an ice cold beverage while my elderly mother pays for all of our beer with her winnings.
Zenigundam Posted June 13, 2018 Author Posted June 13, 2018 I can't drink that watered down track beer, but if I hadn't taken onto drinking so much, I'd definitely dig it. Nah, sneaking my own malt liquor in about four Arizona Iced Tea half gallon containers. 🐹
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 On 6/12/2018 at 9:00 PM, Ginguy said: Remind me to laugh when you get mugged by Packard. Psh, not even kidding....Zeni would mop and glow Packard's coward ass.
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 6 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: Psh, not even kidding....Zeni would mop and glow Packard's coward ass. Hey now. Kenny can lift 40lbs with one hand. Zeni lifts, at best, 35lbs.
Ginguy Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Hey now. Kenny can lift 40lbs with one hand. Zeni lifts, at best, 35lbs. We know he can curl 40 oz. Beyond that....
wacky1980 Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Hey now. Kenny can lift 40lbs with one hand. Zeni lifts, at best, 35lbs. to be fair, i bet zeni can probably lift more weight than that. he's probably pushing the women away constantly *snicker*, and you know .....pfft..... his types are probably in the 120lb ...range. he's gotta be built like ... like a brick shithouse by now. i'm sorry, i just can't. 1
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 How much dead weight do you think Zeni can lift? Average OKC girl is probably 120. Average hobo is, what, 180? I think Kenny might have the advantage there.
naraku360 Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 22 minutes ago, scoobdog said: How much dead weight do you think Zeni can lift? Average OKC girl is probably 120. Average hobo is, what, 180? I think Kenny might have the advantage there. You know Zeni can't drag anyone off OKC given none have low enough standards to meet him. And his tastes suggest his preferred weight is no more than 60lbs.
scoobdog Posted June 14, 2018 Posted June 14, 2018 1 minute ago, naraku360 said: You know Zeni can't drag anyone off OKC given none have low enough standards to meet him. And his tastes suggest his preferred weight is no more than 60lbs. Oh, no one said they willingly met him. But, I concede that he probably gets pushed around by anyone over 100lbs. Advantage is most definitively Kenny's .
AstroCreep Posted June 15, 2018 Posted June 15, 2018 And I'm going to call and tell your boss. Unless you give me 999 of those 1000 dollars. Hey, I left you enough for Taco Bell nachos.
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