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The Alpha Thread (Betas not allowed, for they will wet their pants)


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Just now, Misaka said:

So you're gay?

A mixer, bro, meaning hot sorority babes will be there, my female counterparts. Are... you not an alpha?

*my alpha cohorts immediately turn around at Misaka with looks of stunned disbelief*

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1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

A mixer, bro, meaning hot sorority babes will be there, my female counterparts. Are... you not an alpha?

*my alpha cohorts immediately turn around at Misaka with looks of stunned disbelief*

Dude the only girl you know is your mother and that's it

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I just realized something.... I know you don't know who Manowar are, but you seem to buy into a lot of their philosophy, except taking music completely out of the equation.

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They can get away with this goofy shit because they're awesome songwriters (and Eric Adams has one of the all time greatest voices in heavy metal), but you, on the other hand...

DEATH TO FALSE... alphas?

Posted
Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Man O War was a type of war ship.

But Manowar are definitely very alpha... because of their music.

Lol let's get real Shania Twain is more alpha than those guys!

Posted
1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I guarantee you if you were into metal you'd love these guys' lyrics. I doubt you'd like their music either way, though.

i think latex is more zeni's speed.

Posted
Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I guarantee you if you were into metal you'd love these guys' lyrics. I doubt you'd like their music either way, though.

Trap and POD are famous metal bands, but lemme guess you think they're too mainstream, yeah nobody's heard of Manowar! 😐 Derp

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

Trap and POD are famous metal bands, but lemme guess you think they're too mainstream, yeah nobody's heard of Manowar! 😐 Derp

Everything you said in this post is BASICALLY true... Manowar aren't very well known in their home country USA, but apparently they are very well known in Europe. 

Posted
1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

It doesn't bother me that it's not in. 

It bothers me!! Must listen to what the hot ladies wanna hear, so that there panties will descend... to the floor!!! PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA 🐶

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