What did the Jamaican man say to the girl he was breaking up with because he thought she deserved better?

[SwimModSponges]

I be leavin' you.

[//>wagz./]

//> Ha./

[discolé monade]

to show his love to his betrothed, a man got his bride's name tatooed on his penis, 'wendy'

the couple went to honeymoon, in jamaica. 

at a nude beach the man notices another man with 'wy' on his penis, 

thinking the 2nd man was just flacid, he says 'oh, you have a woman named wendy too?' and proudly displays his penis tatoo 'wendy'

the 2nd man says 'no mon,' an unleashes the monster that is his penis. 

'it says, welcome to jamaica, have a nice day'

[molarbear]

3 hours ago, discolemonade said:

to show his love to his betrothed, a man got his bride's name tatooed on his penis, 'wendy'

the couple went to honeymoon, in jamaica. 

at a nude beach the man notices another man with 'wy' on his penis, 

thinking the 2nd man was just flacid, he says 'oh, you have a woman named wendy too?' and proudly displays his penis tatoo 'wendy'

the 2nd man says 'no mon,' an unleashes the monster that is his penis. 

'it says, welcome to jamaica, have a nice day'

I laughed

Then I shivered thinking of a tattoo gun getting anywhere near my junk

[death_by_motorboat]

On 5/29/2018 at 11:10 PM, SwimModSponges said:

I be leavin' you.

when the 1940's italian american mother said to her teenage boy, "Do you know the difference between Catholic and Jewish?" what did the boy say?

he said, "Yeah, Ma, when Catholics go to church they go to CA-mmunion, when Jewish go to Church they go to JA-munion, right, ma?"

Edited May 31, 2018 by mumbo13

[AstroCreep]

Good for him.  She probably wasn't good enough for him.