Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 I'm drinking Squirt and cheap rum. Squirt is grapefruit flavored, think Fresca with real sugar, and the harshness of the cheap rum helps make it taste more like a real grapefruit. I'm also chain-vaping a concotion of watermelon, mint and citrus. That should bve enough to get you nerds going at 3:00 AM (Central Daylight Time, of course).
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 33 minutes ago, empty said: I'm drinking Squirt and cheap rum. Squirt is grapefruit flavored, think Fresca with real sugar, and the harshness of the cheap rum helps make it taste more like a real grapefruit. I'm also chain-vaping a concotion of watermelon, mint and citrus. That should bve enough to get you nerds going at 3:00 AM (Central Daylight Time, of course). Squirt, huh? I’d like to >.>
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Squirt, huh? I’d like to >.> What's stopping you?
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 YEAH I'D LIKE TO SQUIRT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What's stopping you? tbh, nothing.. but I’d need to scoot over to the “material” website for a few
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: YEAH I'D LIKE TO SQUIRT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: YEAH I'D LIKE TO SQUIRT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE I think I’m catching your “drift”
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE I MEANT I'D LIKE TO ORGASM BECAUSE MEN SQUIRT STUFF WHEN THEY REACH ORGASM YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: I think I’m catching your “drift” NAME NUMBER ONE FETISH RIGHT NOW I WILL IF YOU DO SKINTIGHT LATEX BOOM NOW IT'S YOUR TURN
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, empty said: NAME NUMBER ONE FETISH RIGHT NOW I WILL IF YOU DO SKINTIGHT LATEX BOOM NOW IT'S YOUR TURN Can I fetish dick? If so, that’s my answer
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 I've seen a nice dick or two in my time. It's a very in your face, no illusions organ. Either it's a good penis or it isn't. There's no splitting hairs.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, empty said: I've seen a nice dick or two in my time. It's a very in your face, no illusions organ. Either it's a good penis or it isn't. There's no splitting hairs. I kind of do (but really don't) want to see what you mean by "isn't."
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 Imagine a 4.5", uncircumcised penis on a pudgy 30 year old. There you go.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, empty said: Imagine a 4.5", uncircumcised penis on a pudgy 30 year old. There you go. Why 30? That doesn't seem like an age that would factor into being more unattractive, lol.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: How about 50? Yeah, I guess. I'm just surprised you're not going into retirement age with this description.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, empty said: I don't think he's 62 yet, but I like how he's wearing his underwear above his navel like he is past 60.
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 SHOW SOME RESPECT That's famous stand-up comedian Jim Norton.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: SHOW SOME RESPECT That's famous stand-up comedian Jim Norton. I know who he is. I don't know if you remember the old Comedy Central show Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, but Jim Norton seemed to be the only one on the show who ever got any kind of laughs out of the audience.
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 I think Jim's a funny guy. He and Patrice were the best out of them. Also, RIP Greg Giraldo. 1
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Posted May 29, 2018 Remember Spider-Man? HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM.
André Toulon Posted May 29, 2018 Posted May 29, 2018 26 minutes ago, empty said: I think Jim's a funny guy. He and Patrice were the best out of them. Also, RIP Greg Giraldo. No RIP for Patrice?
Codename: Jackass Posted May 30, 2018 Author Posted May 30, 2018 49 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: you alright big guy? Not really
Codename: Jackass Posted May 30, 2018 Author Posted May 30, 2018 55 minutes ago, CAC said: I'd like a girl to squirt on me.... Piss is nasty
Codename: Jackass Posted May 30, 2018 Author Posted May 30, 2018 16 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said: No RIP for Patrice? I didn't think of it last night but I wanted to stay legends never die.
quebecelegy Posted May 30, 2018 Posted May 30, 2018 2 hours ago, empty said: Not really that makes two of us
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