Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I'm drinking Squirt and cheap rum. Squirt is grapefruit flavored, think Fresca with real sugar, and the harshness of the cheap rum helps make it taste more like a real grapefruit. I'm also chain-vaping a concotion of watermelon, mint and citrus. That should bve enough to get you nerds going at 3:00 AM (Central Daylight Time, of course). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 33 minutes ago, empty said: I'm drinking Squirt and cheap rum. Squirt is grapefruit flavored, think Fresca with real sugar, and the harshness of the cheap rum helps make it taste more like a real grapefruit. I'm also chain-vaping a concotion of watermelon, mint and citrus. That should bve enough to get you nerds going at 3:00 AM (Central Daylight Time, of course). Squirt, huh? I’d like to >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: Squirt, huh? I’d like to >.> What's stopping you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 YEAH I'D LIKE TO SQUIRT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: What's stopping you? tbh, nothing.. but I’d need to scoot over to the “material” website for a few Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: YEAH I'D LIKE TO SQUIRT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 2 minutes ago, empty said: YEAH I'D LIKE TO SQUIRT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE I think I’m catching your “drift” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: SAY NO MORE, SAY NO MORE I MEANT I'D LIKE TO ORGASM BECAUSE MEN SQUIRT STUFF WHEN THEY REACH ORGASM YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 3 minutes ago, sahockeygrl15 said: I think I’m catching your “drift” NAME NUMBER ONE FETISH RIGHT NOW I WILL IF YOU DO SKINTIGHT LATEX BOOM NOW IT'S YOUR TURN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, empty said: NAME NUMBER ONE FETISH RIGHT NOW I WILL IF YOU DO SKINTIGHT LATEX BOOM NOW IT'S YOUR TURN Can I fetish dick? If so, that’s my answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 I've seen a nice dick or two in my time. It's a very in your face, no illusions organ. Either it's a good penis or it isn't. There's no splitting hairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 12 minutes ago, empty said: I've seen a nice dick or two in my time. It's a very in your face, no illusions organ. Either it's a good penis or it isn't. There's no splitting hairs. I kind of do (but really don't) want to see what you mean by "isn't." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 Imagine a 4.5", uncircumcised penis on a pudgy 30 year old. There you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 4 minutes ago, empty said: Imagine a 4.5", uncircumcised penis on a pudgy 30 year old. There you go. Why 30? That doesn't seem like an age that would factor into being more unattractive, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 How about 50? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: How about 50? Yeah, I guess. I'm just surprised you're not going into retirement age with this description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 Just now, empty said: I don't think he's 62 yet, but I like how he's wearing his underwear above his navel like he is past 60. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 SHOW SOME RESPECT That's famous stand-up comedian Jim Norton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 1 minute ago, empty said: SHOW SOME RESPECT That's famous stand-up comedian Jim Norton. I know who he is. I don't know if you remember the old Comedy Central show Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, but Jim Norton seemed to be the only one on the show who ever got any kind of laughs out of the audience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 I think Jim's a funny guy. He and Patrice were the best out of them. Also, RIP Greg Giraldo. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 Remember Spider-Man? HE STINKS AND I DON'T LIKE HIM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 26 minutes ago, empty said: I think Jim's a funny guy. He and Patrice were the best out of them. Also, RIP Greg Giraldo. No RIP for Patrice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 29, 2018 Author Share Posted May 29, 2018 Patrice lives on in our hearts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 I'd like a girl to squirt on me.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted May 29, 2018 Share Posted May 29, 2018 you alright big guy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 49 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: you alright big guy? Not really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 55 minutes ago, CAC said: I'd like a girl to squirt on me.... Piss is nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 Just now, empty said: Piss is nasty So's your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted May 30, 2018 Author Share Posted May 30, 2018 16 hours ago, Derrick Foreal said: No RIP for Patrice? I didn't think of it last night but I wanted to stay legends never die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted May 30, 2018 Share Posted May 30, 2018 2 hours ago, empty said: Not really that makes two of us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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