if you had a machine that would turn everyone gay

[death_by_motorboat]

would you push the button, just to get even with your enemies?  all of a sudden every alpha-douche that you hate

on the planet would be sucking each others cocks, taking selfies while kissing in their pajamas,

and sharing recipes with the church board for cookbook filler ideas.

Edited May 12, 2018 by mumbo13

[bnmjy]

wow mumbo you have really kinky fantasies

[Phillies]

So I could turn everyone on the planet gay?

[NaBarney]

Turn everyone into sterile women and let the human race die out 

[death_by_motorboat]

6 minutes ago, Phillies said:

So I could turn everyone on the planet gay?

yeah for the sake of the thread, yes i meant everyone would instantly be gay.

[death_by_motorboat]

1 minute ago, Nabloom said:

Turn everyone into sterile women and let the human race die out 

that sounds pretty brutal

Edited May 12, 2018 by mumbo13

[NaBarney]

1 minute ago, mumbo13 said:

that sounds pretty brutal

Not as brutal as 10,000,000,000 people crammed together and having more babies is going to look 

[mochi]

Mumbo I'm gay and even I wouldn't make a thread THIS gay

[Phillies]

2 minutes ago, mochi said:

Mumbo I'm gay and even I wouldn't make a thread THIS gay

what would happen if we used the machine on you? Would you go straight

[RainyDayJizz#35]

What if my enemies are gay?

[Vamped]

Wait .... so it turns everyone gay AND makes them all whores?!

 

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11 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

What if my enemies are gay?

then youll need the straight zapper obviously,  you just walk around, zapping people straight.

[death_by_motorboat]

11 hours ago, mochi said:

Mumbo I'm gay and even I wouldn't make a thread THIS gay

really?  oh i thought it was funny.  

[death_by_motorboat]

13 hours ago, Nabloom said:

Not as brutal as 10,000,000,000 people crammed together and having more babies is going to look 

i read somewhere you could fit the entire population of the earth comfortably in a super metropolis the size of texas