nameraka Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 grandad: putting peanuts in your bottle of coke is a tasty snack. grandma: white people should only marry "their own kind." thanks grandma...
Bouvre Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 My great uncle taught me how a silly sense of humor makes a good relationship last. My grandfather taught me how to drink hard. My grandmother taught me how to avoid religion by forcing it on the family.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 What a good relationship should be, what a good Catholic is, and how to effectively deal with children. Grandpa taught me the value of humor.
SwimModSponges Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 (edited) Grandpa- You're worthless as tits on a boar pig. Grandma- As we age, we slip further into madness; a burden unto others until we die. Grandpa- No matter what horrible things you do in your life, if you have enough money to travel out west, start a horse ranch, and become a Jehovah's Witness, everything you do will work out. Grandma- You will be stuck in the world of manual labor all your life; it will destroy you body and leave you with nothing but the barest means of survival. Edited April 24, 2018 by SwimModSponges
bnmjy Posted April 24, 2018 Posted April 24, 2018 My maternal grandparents no speak English. They sound like anime characters. I learned from them that most people respect you more if you speak like an anime character. Paternal grandparent: Don't overeat and become 400 lbs and have a decades-long history of smoking 2 packs a day. You'll barely get to collect 3 years of social security. Paternal grandmother: If you're an awful person and don't feel like actually putting an effort into reconciling with others, fill that nasty void of yours with Jesus. Let Jesus fuck you. 1
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