I just fapped next to the cat

[Phillies]

that was the weirdest thing I've ever done

[TrigunBebop]

You know, when people talk about getting some pussy, that is not what they are referring to.

Edited March 22, 2018 by TrigunBebop

[Phillies]

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[Drunkenwarrior]

Please seek professional help

[Phillies]

3 minutes ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

Please seek professional help

I already am. 

[StarPanda]

Poor cat 

[bnmjy]

1 hour ago, Drunkenwarrior said:

Please go directly to a home.

Fixed.

[inhumanrampager]

Hey man, sometimes you're just laying there jacking it, and the cat jumps on the bed to cuddle and it won't take no for an answer.

[Sandstone]

And this is how fury degenerates are born.