MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 tell me a bedtime story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Once a upon time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 telling you online doesnt have the same effect as it would in person. besides you wont get to hear my sexy voice rrrrrrrrrrr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Once a upon time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end. but how did they die? was it painful? what about the blind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 Let's count sheep instead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 14 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: telling you online doesnt have the same effect as it would in person. besides you wont get to hear my sexy voice rrrrrrrrrrr. Are... are you intending to read to me from the user submissions of a porn mag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 8 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Let's count sheep instead Let's snuggle into their wool instead. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: Let's snuggle into their wool instead. Yooooo now that's a great idea it made me sleepy just thinking about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 4 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: Are... are you intending to read to me from the user submissions of a porn mag? noo .... ...maybe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 2 minutes ago, Distortedreasoning said: noo .... ...maybe Can you imagine if someone did that... but with the weird cartoonish voices one would use to read a children's book to a small child. I kind of want to do that now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 5 minutes ago, StarPanda said: Yooooo now that's a great idea it made me sleepy just thinking about it Don't think about it, be about it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 yes thats exactly how i was gonna read it but would switch over to my "sexy" voice when it came time to read the sex talk parts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEXobiologist Posted March 9, 2018 Author Share Posted March 9, 2018 It was written in by someone who suffers from multiple personality disorder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 7 minutes ago, MEXobiologist said: It was written in by someone who suffers from multiple personality disorder oh god i hope not, i can only do so many voices before i get tired besides im just trying to make you get sleepy and not weirded out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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