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UnevenEdge

I didn't watch the Oscars, and I'll explain why.


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I'm just sick of these no name movies that nobody's seen winning all of the awards. I already said that I would have voted Independence Day: Resurgence for best picture in 2016 and The Mummy as best picture last year, but instead these movies that nobody's heard of like that one that got nominated for a lot of awards, it's called something along the lines of "Just Outside Davenport, Iowa" or something like that and no normal person watches that in theaters. Like you don't take a girl on a date for that movie.

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You passed out from drinking that piss water you call alcohol. That's what happened. Your mom then walked into your room, saw you with your hand down your pants, shook her head in disgust, and walked right back out.

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You pocket fisherman.
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This just proves that lupin_bebop is one of those weirdos who goes to independent screenings of Oscar nominated movies instead of going on badass movie dates with hot girls for normal, badass movies that everybody knows about like Pacific Rim: Uprising! 

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That's like medieval music bro. Pacific Rim: Uprising probably has a hard rock and rap soundtrack. I highly doubt there's any classical music in there, this ain't Mr. Holland's Opus

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31 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

That's like medieval music bro. Pacific Rim: Uprising probably has a hard rock and rap soundtrack. I highly doubt there's any classical music in there, this ain't Mr. Holland's Opus

You DO realize that there’s more than just that in there, right? Also, even with hard rock and rap in movies, there’s STILL an orchestra/band behind them. SOMEONE has to play the music, sir.

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