Zenigundam Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 The cute girl at work who works in the secretary's office. She handed me supplies (3 boxes of pens, 3 boxes of pencils, tape, and 2 boxes of staples), and my heart was throbbing and my pen0r was growing immensely and for some reason I started thinking in my head "be my lover, wanna be my lover" and I was about to crank that out, but I didn't want to get in trouble because the teacher I work for was like 10 feet away, so yeah that's what happened. I don't like how nervous her eyes were, but she was like that before she even made eye contact with me, so hopefully I made her feel better about life and she wants to have sex with me now. 🐏🐏🐏 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 who are you calling she? the fantasy in your head or the actual co-worker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 12 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said: who are you calling she? the fantasy in your head or the actual co-worker? Actual co-worker We're in love, but we don't know how to approach it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 11 minutes ago, Zenigundam said: Actual co-worker We're in love, but we don't know how to approach it. You're not allowed to approach within 200 yards.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 Just now, Ginguy said: You're not allowed to approach within 200 yards.... I can kiss her on the lips if I have to, but I don't know how she'll respond this soon into our relationship. We'll just keep talking when we see each other at work for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted March 6, 2018 Author Share Posted March 6, 2018 That's so messed up, man. What if he can't even have kids after that 😢 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Chi Sock Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 11 hours ago, Zenigundam said: The cute girl at work who works in the secretary's office. She handed me supplies (3 boxes of pens, 3 boxes of pencils, tape, and 2 boxes of staples), and my heart was throbbing and my pen0r was growing immensely and for some reason I started thinking in my head "be my lover, wanna be my lover" and I was about to crank that out, but I didn't want to get in trouble because the teacher I work for was like 10 feet away, so yeah that's what happened. I don't like how nervous her eyes were, but she was like that before she even made eye contact with me, so hopefully I made her feel better about life and she wants to have sex with me now. 🐏🐏🐏 I guess 1/16" would be considered immense by you. Probably jizzed in your pants, too, you little creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houdini Splicer Posted March 7, 2018 Share Posted March 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Zenigundam said: That's so messed up, man. What if he can't even have kids after that 😢 That's the point. It really would be a shame if it should happen to you, too. Not really. Karmic justice, perhaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Chii Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) On 3/6/2018 at 3:27 PM, Zenigundam said: The cute girl at work who works in the secretary's office. She handed me supplies (3 boxes of pens, 3 boxes of pencils, tape, and 2 boxes of staples), and my heart was throbbing and my pen0r was growing immensely and for some reason I started thinking in my head "be my lover, wanna be my lover" and I was about to crank that out, but I didn't want to get in trouble because the teacher I work for was like 10 feet away, so yeah that's what happened. I don't like how nervous her eyes were, but she was like that before she even made eye contact with me, so hopefully I made her feel better about life and she wants to have sex with me now. 🐏🐏🐏 How would making eye contact with you make her feel better about life? Edited March 8, 2018 by Dark_Chii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Chii Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 On 3/6/2018 at 4:03 PM, Zenigundam said: I can kiss her on the lips if I have to, but I don't know how she'll respond this soon into our relationship. We'll just keep talking when we see each other at work for now. Wait, kiss her "if you have to"? Are you guys not in an official relationship? And why would you only kiss her if you have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Zenigundam Posted March 8, 2018 Author Share Posted March 8, 2018 27 minutes ago, Dark_Chii said: Wait, kiss her "if you have to"? Are you guys not in an official relationship? And why would you only kiss her if you have to? We're not official yet, it's hard to explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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