quebecelegy Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 .the year is 2018. I wake up at exactly 6:00. I need no alarm clock. Two girls wake me by grabbing my dick. I give 0.000001 BTC to each of these harlots as a tip. Three more help me into the shower, all while caressing me and drooling at my Bitcoin wallet. They also came instantly after seeing my balance. I left my 50 acre gothic-revival style villa and get in my platinum-plated 2019 bmw i8 (custom made for me after the dealer saw how many BTC i had) and another one of my bitches was waiting in the passenger seat. She was in the car all night, because she couldn't sleep without seeing me. She hopped on me and started riding my dick while i drove with my knees. In a whim, I arrived at the gym. i don't even work out, i just flex. I threw the girl off me, and she quickly returned to the passenger seat, where she would sit until I got back. When I got out the car, I flexed. My bulging, otter-mode muscles ripped my burberry coat off, and six girls lined up. We had an orgy, which didn't last too long. Each girl climaxed just from seeing my olympic swimmer physique and went into an eternal state of euphoria after seeing my BTC wallet. I came, and transferred .00000000001 BTC to each of the women. After benching seven hundred kilograms, I squatted four hundred kilograms. I started doing my 100 laps, but I got a phone call. It was a conference call with nineteen supermodels. My girl in the car was getting lonely though, so I went back. She tried to suck me off, but i stopped her because i was going home to my other villa with my actual girlfriend. I left her in the car, transferred .000000001 BTC to her, opened the diamond-encrusted knob and went inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 Thanks, Zeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 i thought you were a female? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cau said: Thanks, Zeni. im 12 not however old zeni is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said: i thought you were a female? im a dude, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 1 minute ago, quebecelegy said: im 12 not however old zeni is. No, I'm 12. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 either way, its quite an indulgent fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted December 27, 2017 Author Share Posted December 27, 2017 Just now, Cau said: No, I'm 12. u can't be 12 cuz u started posting in asmb before me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 I lied about my age. I'm 12. Ask anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted December 27, 2017 Share Posted December 27, 2017 bend over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chapinator_X Posted December 28, 2017 Share Posted December 28, 2017 When I find out how to harvest Bitcoin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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