nameraka Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 i mean, shouldn't santa have something with a bit more towing capacity? for example:
Mewn Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 I'd love to see a flying bison. And probably has to do with where the myth was formed.
fuggnificent Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 reindeer r faster duh it coukd have been horses or donkeys tho
nameraka Posted December 25, 2017 Author Posted December 25, 2017 4 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: reindeer r faster duh it coukd have been horses or donkeys tho well then why not cheetahs?
nameraka Posted December 25, 2017 Author Posted December 25, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mewn said: I'd love to see a flying bison. And probably has to do with where the myth was formed. they should totally have wings...
fuggnificent Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 2 minutes ago, nameraka said: well then why not cheetahs? well wild cheetas would only eat santa. then what?
Poof Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) There’s the mushroom theory. that Santa brought amanita muscaria mushrooms as gifts to families which are poisonous but poisonous like alcohol is poisonous. They get you fucked up. Not like trippy psilocybin mushrooms but u get real loosey goosey and energetic. Reindeer are known to eat them and jump up into the air. They’re red mushrooms w/white spots, like the Mario mushrooms. Supposedly Santa gets the colors of his outfit from the mushroom. Edited December 25, 2017 by Poof His not the 2
nameraka Posted December 25, 2017 Author Posted December 25, 2017 17 minutes ago, fuggnificent said: well wild cheetas would only eat santa. then what? cheetahs don't eat people; they only eat cheetos. duh.
nameraka Posted December 25, 2017 Author Posted December 25, 2017 (edited) 18 minutes ago, Poof said: There’s the mushroom theory. that Santa brought amanita muscaria mushrooms as gifts to families which are poisonous but poisonous like alcohol is poisonous. They get you fucked up. Not like trippy psilocybin mushrooms but u get real loosey goosey and energetic. Reindeer are known to eat them and jump up into the air. They’re red mushrooms w/white spots, like the Mario mushrooms. Supposedly Santa gets the colors of his outfit from the mushroom. i am totally using this explanation at my next christmas party. Edited December 25, 2017 by nameraka
Poof Posted December 25, 2017 Posted December 25, 2017 31 minutes ago, nameraka said: i am totally using this explanation at my next christmas party. Also interesting how Mario eats them and he’s known for his jumping isn’t it? 1
AnimationFan14 Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 1 hour ago, nameraka said: i mean, shouldn't santa have something with a bit more towing capacity? for example: My mom Fixed* 1 1
Sieg67 Posted December 26, 2017 Posted December 26, 2017 2 hours ago, nameraka said: they should totally have wings... They do. You never heard of buffalo wings?
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