The waitress called me doll.

[Cau]

Also dear and hun.

I'm in love with her now.

I hope she takes me to be her wife.

[Guest The Hound]

put it in her ass

[pneumantion]

I thought you were my child bride.

 

[Cau]

11 minutes ago, The Hound said:

put it in her ass

She's gonna put it in mine, then we're going to scissor

[Cau]

10 minutes ago, pneumantion said:

I thought you were my child bride.

 

Not anymore

[death_by_motorboat]

18 minutes ago, Cau said:

Also dear and hun.

I'm in love with her now.

I hope she takes me to be her wife.

awww...  but if i said any of those things to you (or any female) they'd hang me for being sexist and pushy

[Cau]

1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said:

awww...  but if i said any of those things to you (or any female) they'd hang me for being sexist and pushy

I'm okay with this double standard

[bnmjy]

She most likely says that to almost everyone, you know.

Edited December 18, 2017 by bnmjy

[Cau]

4 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

She most likely says that to almost everyone, you know.

I know.

That doesn't make me love it any less

[Distortedreasoning]

she wants some of that cau  

[Cau]

Just now, Distortedreasoning said:

she wants some of that cau  

She can have all of it.

I've never been called doll before in my life and I loved every second of it

[Distortedreasoning]

didnt know you were so easy 

[Cau]

We learn something new every day

[StarPanda]

Did you get her my space 

[Ric]

What did you call her?

[Vodkajellyshot]

2 hours ago, Cau said:

Also dear and hun.

I'm in love with her now.

I hope she takes me to be her wife.

that is great... honey 

[oolpmahC-iarumaS]

I'll call you whatever you want cau doll bb

[Cau]

38 minutes ago, StarPanda said:

Did you get her my space 

She gave her AIM

[Cau]

24 minutes ago, Ric said:

What did you call her?

Nothing

[Cau]

18 minutes ago, Vodkajellyshot said:

that is great... honey 

It is great

[Cau]

4 minutes ago, oolpmahC-iarumaS said:

I'll call you whatever you want cau doll bb

Can I be your baby girl?

[Ric]

1 minute ago, Cau said:

Nothing

Well you fucked up there, probably won't marry you. Should've called her honey or something.

[death_by_motorboat]

2 hours ago, Cau said:

I'm okay with this double standard

why?  you want me to be single forever?

[Cau]

Just now, Ric said:

Well you fucked up there, probably won't marry you. Should've called her honey or something.

That's okay.

She's a treasure and deserves better

[Cau]

1 minute ago, mumbojummie13 said:

why?  you want me to be single forever?

I dunno!

[death_by_motorboat]

if i have to live like this forever i dont think im going to last very long

[Ric]

4 minutes ago, Cau said:

That's okay.

She's a treasure and deserves better

She probably has better already come to think of it. No way a fine lady like that isn't taken.

 

[Cau]

7 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

if i have to live like this forever i dont think im going to last very long

Live your dreams

[Cau]

2 minutes ago, Ric said:

She probably has better already come to think of it. No way a fine lady like that isn't taken.

 

Maybe she's a strong independent woman who don't need no man

[death_by_motorboat]

33 minutes ago, Cau said:

Live your dreams

only if you stop pretending to be a beautiful woman

[Cau]

2 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

only if you stop pretending to be a beautiful woman

I'll never stop being what I am.

[death_by_motorboat]

i almost fapped, i was mid fap actually when you confessed 

[Cau]

Awkward.

[death_by_motorboat]

cant take it back now.