Codename: Jackass Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 (edited) joes abandoned you. forget him and forget the girlfriend that did this to you. she obviously felt that she wasnt committed to you. why is this about an old ass song? i didnt even get it. Edited December 13, 2017 by mumbojummie13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CAC Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 Good song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted December 13, 2017 Share Posted December 13, 2017 4 hours ago, empty said: A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe? ???? fuck you dude ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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